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NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you’ve got so much more to worry about than yet another defensive collapse. I just can’t see how he’ll be around next year. Sure he was dealt a bad hand (hah!) but there is next to no intensity on his unit (phrasing!) and the “powers” that be need a sacrificial lamb. It looks like Minny has a number of D guys ready to go today so I expect a whooping. The Vikes D was a dominating piece of work before injuries became an issue. I’m thinking a heavy dose of RB Peterson should make everything all good for Minny. That said, the Giants have a lousy habit of winning games they’re not supposed to. Did I make this game seem watchable? I’ll hang up and listen off air.
Your Week 16 Sunday Nighter Open Thread
My favorite thing about my weight loss is weird. If I buy booze from a cashier I don’t know they still card me. I lost an entire person in weight so I look nothing like my ID and I keep trying to grow in a beard, Never looks better than a 15 year old’s. I get doubted at the registers at 32.
I am like 95% certain I am killing myself. The only thing I ate today was Ramen that I made myself eat at 11:30 because I hadn’t eaten today. Upside, women find me attractive now that I lost 100 lbs. Downside, almost have seizures and die (not intentionally starving myself, just cooking for 1 seems like a waste of time, so I just don’t do it)
Peanut butter and bananas, brother. And some sort of multivitamin.
Take care of yourself. Kommenter base here is narrow enough as it is.
YoiTube channel for the past few hours was a good call. Final two shots of whiskey are poured and I’m downing one now. I am calling it all Victory Whiskey until the Jets lose.
SLAINTE!
If I hadn’t lost in my fantasy championship 125 to 61 this would have been a prefect football Sunday.
SKOL Vikings let’s go.
I’m 4 points away from being in the Championship game in my paid league. I’m sure AP could have gotten me points if the Vikes hadn’t sit him for the 4th quarter.
Hopefully I can get 4 points between AJ Green and Denver’s kicker tomorrow.
Congrats on the Vikings win. Anything that makes Eli cry is great in my book.
Thanks. It was glorious.
Gollum’s in, so I’m out. Night folks.
Is that your cat? That is a great name for a cat.
Cris is trying to come up with an excuse to vote for Brady.
Became bored with this contest, so I spent my time more productively and fried up two dozen of the best lumpia Flour Bluff, Texas (Google it if bored) has to offer. Turned the game back on…this was time well spent methinks.
Mmm… that sounds tasty.
I’m in tight with the Filipino community around here, which might explain my waistline.
You mean it’s… tight?
Well, I was invited to an ’80s party recently, tried putting on a pair of pants from my early adulthood. I couldn’t get them past my thighs. THANKS OBAMA!
We had some lumpia last night. The brother has an apt touch with the egg roll skins.
Giants comeback in progress.
If they added another half maybe…maybe.
In fairness, I want to remove snow with fire.
Seems like it’d be a lot more fun than shoveling the 7″ I’ve got on my driveway right now.
It appears that Cris thinks many things are pretty “hot”
Cris: “That Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.”
Time for Coughlin to be fired… Out of a cannon and into the sun.
Jerick McKinnon once again raising the question: Why does Asiata play ever?
Because he runs the white way.
I ain’t care; I laughed anyway.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8339462c3c9a4598f630779394a46053/tumblr_nqxyrq116s1rxbqr6o1_1280.jpg
That water in Brazil is going to turn people into the Joker.
Nicholson, Hamill, or Ledger?
Romero
FUCK YEAH
Horatio has to get as many points from Demaryius Thomas as he did from the entire rest of his team to stop me winning the championship.
I hope you all enjoy Thomas’s record-setting performance tomorrow night.
I should watch the rest of this…..or I could read more Sister Fidlema mysteries. This is a blow out. Everyone make your way to your bed in whatever lack of garment you sleep in. NO PANTS FOREVER!!
And what asshole sleeps in clothes? Have a good night, assholes!
Thanks, asshole!
You spelled “alcoholic” wrong.
Hey, does anyone else here play Starcraft? I’m just getting back into it and I’ve almost run out of single-player missions.
Sounds like something your grandkids might be into.
Shit no, man, this game’s older than my (fictional, probably) grandkids.
Oh. I guess I was thinking Minecraft. Or Pokecraft. Or not having thumbs.
Only Geico would be dumb enough to show a QB getting a concussion.
Sprrrriinnnggggg breeeeeeaaak forever…
Oh, NOW they eject someone.
they shitcan #55 for that?
I have built my dynasty. I have left a trail of good men behind me. Both literally, and figuratively, in the sense that I have drank many shots.
Are the Giants at plaid yet?
Uhhhh, what’s beyond plaid?
Full tie-dye.
Alright, I’m callin’ it a night. I work tomorrow and I have to get my rest so I can last tomorrow night’s game so I can:
(a) gloat over complete Bengals blowout win
(b) comment on a closely fought game
(c) reassure you all that I’m not cutting myself while the Bengals rediffine derptitude
(Wow, “derptitude” is a real word according to my browser’s spell checker. Who knew?)
You have just used it enough that they’ve learned it. Well done.
FUCK ANY MENTION OF COACHING TREES YOU ARE NOT GOOD BECAUSE YOU KNEW SOMEONE GOOD
This game is clearly stupid. We should focus on more important issues. I actually own something that might be called a Redskins corset. I should wear it to the wild card game, yes?
Holy shit, those exist?
Redskins playoff games, I mean. Not surprised about the corsets.
Only Wild Cards. You want anything else time travel to the early 90s.
NICE TOM TOMS!
– sorry
Is it made of actual Shanahan?
I’d quit watching this and go back to Starcraft, but I’ve come to cherish every minute of every primetime game I don’t have to stream.
Go for two! Get to forty.
So in addition to “Closing Time,” I would also like to hold and pan in on Eli’s face to “Freshman” by the Verve and “Brick” by Ben Folds Five. Any others?
Bittersweet Symphony
I loathe new year’s eve. Fucking rookie night. I’m hunkering down this year with a bottle of bourbon, a cigar, and a few good movies.
That’s my attitude on most holidays, but I’ve always liked New Years. This will be the first year I haven’t gone to a party at a house. I will probably agree with you around 11:30 when some ass is hitting on me. It’s a shame it has to come to that.
The night before Thanksgiving, St Patrick’s Day on a weekend, and New Year’s Eve are all the worst bar nights of the year. Everyone thinks they can drink more than they can, and someone’s GF is always crying by the end of the night. Fucking awful.
I do what I was always do. Watch TV while my parents and grandparents snore downstairs so loud, the foundation vibrates.
Teddy Bridgewater just wants to show everyone how much better he’s gotten at sliding, but he hasn’t gotten better at all.
He’s the goofiest scrambler ever.
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That near Onside Kick Return TD, reminds me of when I played Tecmo Super Bowl and the opposing team attempted a Onside Kick, I recovered it and returned it for a TD. The game didn’t really assign players other than the Kicker and Kick Returner on Kickoffs, so the game had my Quarterback recover the Onside Kick and return it 40 yards for the TD.
It was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen David Klingler do.
BROWN SHUGGA
How come you tasssste so gooooodrunk
I love how racist the 70’s were, and how it’s all totally okay now. Yuuuup.
I haven’t done burgundy and gold lights yet. The dark red feels a bit brothely, even with the yellow. But my smart lights can do it all!
Brothely, you say?
That’s an adjective, right? Meaning “Like a brothel, but without the stank”
If it isn’t, it should be, and well, now it is. Because we all said so.
That’s not what I meant, I was asking you to continue.
Sadly, I don’t own anything in burgundy and gold leopard print. But goddamn would I wear the shit out of it if I did.
I like to think the Giants did that just to make Cris look stupid.
Well, that made sense.
How do you almost give up an onside kick return TD?
God, I remember the last time I saw an onside kick returned for a touchdown. Jason Sehorn, of all people.
Way to Sehorn that reference in there.
Plans have been drawn up and thoroughly planned.
Fozz Brigade due to make landfall at Disney World on Jan. 17.
That fucking mouse will never know what hit him.
I have a serious dislike for Disney, for many, many reasons, not least of which is because they offered my father an animation job and then took it away when they found out he spent 30 days in jail once.
I’m with you – they’re evil. That being said, I’m looking forward to it?
Yes, that’s right, I am looking forward to it!
My 3 sons, my wife, me – all in the clutches of a juggernaut marketing machine that does not know the meaning of the word “mercy.”
Garbageheavedown!
i can’t shower anymore because the water company cut off my service. their customer service line is always busy. my children don’t return my calls and my grandchildren are spread all across the country. i wouldn’t want to bother them, they have a hard enough time in this economy. i’d just buy a bucket and some jugs of water but it’s so hard to make it to the store these days.
SEE DIRTY GRANDPA 2, OPENING IN JANUARY
I will never have children, but if they make one of these that says “Uncle” on it, I am buying one for all the nieces and nephews:
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA3NVgxMjAw/z/zDkAAOSwnDZT4g4V/$_35.JPG
Are you joking or serious, Snow? I’m kind of concerned.
Oh, no, that was a joke. I already feel horrible about it.
Oh okay. It was funny.
No, it’s real…… REAL I TELLS YA!!
Quite serious. His children are goddamn assholes and his grandchildren don’t have thumbs.
God dammit, OSZ. I never wanted to know anything about my grandchildren.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/fde09f5426e3029ca70c7f7908372943/tumblr_n4z7ufXUKU1rpc5kho1_500.gif
Wonder if he made ot through Panda Express yet?
She’s not angry, she’s obviously just installing a supercharger.
No. She is installing a speed hole. To make the car go faster.
She’s making it look mean.
Looks like divorce to me.
“Calm these hands before they
Snare another pill and
Jam another nail down
Another needy hole.”
A Perfect Circle, Gravity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP43SWpYsGs
I don’t think Maynard understands just how much fun pills are.
As you may know, I’m a large fan of home automation. There are options where you can change the color of lights, or make other changes when a team scores. There actually are what you might call “personal devices” which are networked in such a way that they are aware of such things. I haven’t yet hooked these up, and I’m a bit hesitant to do so.
I think they also did that with the PS2 game Rez.
I own the trance vibrator attachment, but it’s a fantastic game even without it.
You’re either my hero, or you used to be on SG as BraveLilToaster.
It’s only a matter of time that the NSA and the Pod People take you over through these devises.
My college roommate had something like that involving a Clapper and his Droid. I called our room Skynet.
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