NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you’ve got so much more to worry about than yet another defensive collapse. I just can’t see how he’ll be around next year. Sure he was dealt a bad hand (hah!) but there is next to no intensity on his unit (phrasing!) and the “powers” that be need a sacrificial lamb. It looks like Minny has a number of D guys ready to go today so I expect a whooping. The Vikes D was a dominating piece of work before injuries became an issue. I’m thinking a heavy dose of RB Peterson should make everything all good for Minny. That said, the Giants have a lousy habit of winning games they’re not supposed to. Did I make this game seem watchable? I’ll hang up and listen off air.
Wow. The new US Bank Stadium is almost like the same person that designed Paul Brown Stadium decided, “I can go more uglier and more abstract”.
That stadium made me irrationally angry.
Which one: US Bank or PBS?
US Bank.
Ah. I only know of it by seeing it for about two seconds, but from I saw, I completely understand.
Now, Shades Of Blue Velvet, directed by David Lynch, would be a show I would watch.
Without Dennis Hopper, what’s the point?
You know, if a team has officially entered “I don’t give a fuck” mode, the least they could do is put in backups or at least put everyone on injured reserve and sign people from the streets so they can say that they played in a real NFL game.
You know what Mr. DeNiro, it’s time to call it a day. Because you are making me sad.
[Later, at the wedding reception…]
OFFICIAL: After review, this is not a reception.
Damn Giants. I know the NFC East sucks, but you gotta reinforce it?
One of these years, she’s gonna figure out how to put the goddamn Christmas lights away properly:
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If I did that, I might want some help.
Eli is playing terribly without his explosive reciever. When have I seen that before?
Eli not playing well because batteries in his BB-8 toy are beginning to run down
Does that get him a promotion to major?
I’ll show myself out.
Is it hot in here or is it just her
There is clearly an AC unit right behind her. But yeah, I’ve worn cardigans like that if it’s a nice day.
Cardigan buttoning; many ways to do it correctly.+-
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Damn it; stuck in reply mode!
She seems smart. We should probably talk about important things, like the fiscal crisis in Greece and how much I like her method of sweater buttoning.
Store was out of Stone IPA, so I went with +Lagunitas Maximus.
Didn’t realize until beer #3 that it’s 8.2% ABV.
Hopefully that will help soften the blow of AP underperforming so far. Come on AP…I only need like 10 points from you.
Good work though; it is worth it.
Was Cromartie just wearing a hoodie under his uniform?
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My goal in 2016 is to permanently end the present Kardashian family – and ensure that any of their spawn – alive or in utero – never sees the light of day.
Murdergoals. Always a good thing.
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I reiterate. On the very poor chance that the Rosasea Dermatoids ascend to challenge for the football championship, all and sundry are invited to watch at my place, assuming they are not offended by my copious yelling at the jumping picture screen.
Did you miss the bit where I shouted “FUUUCCCKKKK AALLLLLLL OF YOOOUUUUU!” to the entire bar today? Shouting at the TV just seems like normal conversation.
Kyle Rudolph: pro bowl MVP
That alone destroys the Pro Bowl’s credibility.
“They’re 30 minutes away from where they want to be.”
Lake Minnetonka?
The second half, or “Spring Breakers” on Showtime?
I mean this game is like Gummo
Scrubbing grout would win this second half if I weren’t so goddamned comfy
Mike Zimmer’s cold face accentuates his rage face.
The GE commercial kid’s adopted, right?
Well the lights at a fire station never run out
He should program their heat to go out.
“I can pick up the hammer, Dad. And now I’m gonna beat you two bastards to death with it!”
King Arthur’s Sword of Sexuality
He was the only one who could pull it out of some rocks?
Nice.
I think someone confused this thread for a porno search engine again.
Um. That Mercedes wouldn’t make it out of Santa’s Village in the snow, let alone the North Pole.
Eli needs to complete some passes,. Oh, thanks, Michelle.
“We need to score some points, keep the ball out of the hands of the opposing team.”
This has been another installment in Obvious Comments Made To Sideline Reporters.
“We just need to stop dry humping defenseless receivers and screaming ‘WORLD STAR’ after every incompletion.”
“The other team has been sportsing hard, we need to sports harder!”
“We need 8 yard runs” . You don’t say? Also, don’t shit your pants, unless Depends is a sponsor.
That’s a stupid hat for 14 degrees. She should be wearing somethhttp://assets.craniumfitteds.com/images/main/2-Washington-[*Redacted] s-NFL-Team-Colors-The-Team-Trapper-New-Era-Winter-Hat-1.jpging like this :
*some meth.
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Effective, but you won’t get a receipt
BLEERGH is pleased to be out only ten seconds into the half.
The word “pedigree” is a great word. I like it alot – how it sounds, its spelling, its meaning.
When it’s used in regard to the NFL, it’s a fucking travesty.
How else will Chip Kelly pick players? He just can’t say he cut people because they are black.
I’ll try again.
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Oh can’t you, Cris? I would say Dallas would disagree.
I see Eli did not earn his celebratory Chocolate Milk carton at halftime.
Same with Peyton and his “Muscle Milk”
The real solution to NFL overtime is to adopt the college format but start from the 35.
Simple solution. You can’t punt the ball in OT. If you chose to take the ball, you drive must end with either a field goal or going for it on fourth down.
I feel like having a tantrum Lil’ Middle Fozz style. I’m waiting for takeout at Panda Inn and everyone is annoying me to no end. Plus, it apparently takes 35 minutes to pour two orders of soup into a takeout container and steam some edamames.
/deep breathing &tc…
The only good thing is that the TV is on mute and I missed dipshit Costas talking out of his ass.
There have some remarkable Crisisms you missed
Pandas are notoriously slow and apathetic about sex, so it’s probably taking them a while to jerk off in your soup before they can pour it.
Try to stay out of bourble.
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ooh, I have edmame in my freezer. I should eat that.
Hey, thanks cost nothing. If you want health care though….
Seriously, fuck Bob Costas with a needle full of botox.
I love all this Bob Costas hate. Thank each and every one of you for brightening my evening with it.
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I thought the game was over but it’s only halftime? I don’t deserve this kinda treatment
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Chicago phlebotomists!
Chicago pet store owners!
Chicago cobblers!
Chicago milkmen!
You left out the convenient store clerks. YOU LEFT OUT THE CONVENIENCE STORE CLERKS!!!!!
Chicago recyclers!
Chicago Typewriter Repairmen!
CHICAGO ORGAN GRINDERS
Chicago SPCA. They’re the animals.
According to Bob Costas, no one wants the excitement of a single possession deciding overtime.
Overtime should be decided via a 2/3s majority vote following strict parliamentary procedures. Way more exciting.
I have been waiting for it to go to a shootout for years!
Whoever can throw the most footballs through a tire wins
What, with like guns and shit? Because that would be highly entertaining, but probably season-ending for a lot of people.
FITBAW
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I think Dan was openly wondering what’s been put in Al’s cocoa.
Had to make a convenience store beer run. I’m stuck with Corona…pray for me.
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FUCKING DUMB. Instant death is the rule in most sports. It’s a bit different cause of the possession rules, but if you can’t stop a TD in one drive, you probably should lose.
Costas is unaware that the math on his proposed rule change decidedly favors the second team to get the ball.
The only thing that matters to that fuck is that NE lost today. Nothing else even comes into consideration.
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Ah yes, Bob Costas arguing for the OT rules to be changed after the Patriots lose in OT. How unpredictable.
FUCK YOU BOB JUST BECAUSE NEW ENGLAND MADE A BONEHEAD MOVE AND LOST THE GAME DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES AGAIN!!! GOD DAMN I HATE THAT FUCKING TEAM.
Bob Costas, I wish a fucking brick wall would fall on you. Because you are a giant dick. Fuck you.
So, according to Tony Dungy, the Falcons figured out the best way to beat the Panthers is to have great pass protection so your QB can get the ball to a stud receiver?
This man gets paid tens of thousands of dollars to talk about football. . .