Sexy Friday, Have you done your Xmas shopping yet edition

Today is December 11, 2020, which means there are only 2 weeks until Christmas Day, which means you need to make sure you buy all the presents you need to buy like SOON.

With all the lockdowns and restrictions, I don’t think a last-minute trip to the mall is in store this year.

I hope you are able to get everything you need on time.

As for me, unfortunately, Gigantic Asses magazine only exists in The Simpsons, so there really isn’t anything I want for Xmas. As long as my loved ones are healthy and safe, that’s all that matters to me.

I wish the best to all of you and your families this holiday season.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Congratulations to Gumbygirl, who correctly guessed that all six songs last week were New Order songs where the title of the song was also the title of a movie.

Please check out this selection of good songs. We are back to our hidden themes. You can ask for a maximum of three hints in the comments.

Song Number One:

Canción Número Dos:

Chanson Numéro Trois:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2EP7fwIYzg

Canzone numero quattro:

Canção número cinco

Seigarren zenbakia:

I’m expecting Litre_cola to guess this week’s theme. Let’s see if he gets it or someone else does!

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

One more thing! Horatio, you are awesome!