If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence?
12MW Oregon State (+8) v. 2MW Houston (7:15, CBS)
Where’s the love, yo? Niiiiiiiiiiice Beaver still a yuge underdog, and they don’t even get the late time slot for their victory-starved West Coast fans? Not kewl, Abed! I have no idea what to expect, other than the Beavs’ #5 being a throwback badass type. Seriously, just watch this dude ball (especially on defensing).
3S Arkansas (+7.5) v. 1S Baylor (9:57, CBS)
Man, GAMBLOR sure sees consistent outcomes tonight. Bay-Bay has the “been here before” factoUr in its favoUr, but pig Sooey seems like they MIGHT be well-suited to this matchup. Then again, we done seen Waco’s finest make a big comeback and win going away – despite nobody shooting a lick. You might notice that all four of tonight’s participants are really fucking good on defense. I don’t believe this to be a coincidence. Though if Gonzaga continues to miss, like, 5 shots a game (getting offensive rebounds on 4), they seem prettay…prettay…prettay hard to beat.
Reminder – you ARE allowed to speak of other things. But if it’s regular season ICE FITBAW or The Association? Oh, Hippo gon’ judge. You think Hippo ain’t gon’ judge?
Somebody should have alerted these Razorbacks that it’s a really bad idea to go into an empty building with a bunch of Baylor student-athletes.
Me: “Well, at least this month can’t get any worse.”
(enters doorfliesopen.com into browser)
Internet: 404 Not Found
Internet Dad has been doing things to make our experience better. Should be good tomorrow.
We appreciate his decision to allow full-length pornographic movies to post in the comments.
For the last time, I was told it was an art film and it was cold!
One word: nipple.
Let us pray.
Hue Jackson is not wrong, but he is partly to blame.
But Browns fans still hate him, apparently, from what I’ve seen on Twitter.
Yeah but Browns fans like the Browns, so their judgement is definitely suspect.
Not in this matter. Hue Jackson put them in the history books for the worst possible reason.
> Then again, we done seen Waco’s finest make a big comeback and win going away
“No, no, what I said is that Waco’s finest are going to <i>look the other way</i>.” – Art Briles, discussing a coverup with fellow subhuman Kenneth Lay
Every time the site fails to load after I comment and refresh it feels like I’m being personally rejected.
I’m sure Internet Dad will be back with his smokes any time now.
makes one feel like Donald Jr or Eric Trump.
You know what they say: you don’t pay a beaver to show up, you pay it to go away. Houston clearly didn’t pay up.
So, Oral Roberts is out of the tourney, right? No hope of an Oral-Beavers final that would break DFO?
It’s already on edge just from the internet search engines seeing so much dam beaver.
UConn advances over Baylor.
Evening
so, apparently we weren’t the only ones oogling lily ?
Does this mean the terrorists have won?
yes
Fargin’ iceholes can’t just enjoy her without being rude and harassing? Jerks are just ruining life for the rest of us.
For real. When a hot German chick is sunbathing topless on the beach, you don’t go running over there to bother her. You discreetly watch from a distance with binoculars and then later proposition her for a three-way with your girlfriend.
“I like the att girl for her funny jokes” is the new “I only read Playboy for the articles”
The Association! Singing about weed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJhhKSXOBo
The Beavers’ Tinkle must be HOT right now.
Tinkle trailed the Beavers into the locker room.
Beavers point guard is in way over his head. This game is done.
Houston just takes away your best guy.
And then another 499 of your guys for good measure.
And 499 others.
I had my first in-person with a Karen today. I was waiting to check in for physical therapy, and nothing the poor receptionist could offer was good enough for scheduling.
“YOU WORK FOR ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!”
At this point, we’re just watching Cougars toy with the Beavers.
Beavers running out of juice. Or what they call The Change of Life.
Houston missing a ton of open looks.
Thing I keep thinking of, but forgetting to post here. The “Revenge of the Nerds” comedian bit:
Guy #1 – What is the dirtiest thing ever said on television?
Guy #2 – I dunno, what IS the dirtiest thing ever said on television?
Guy #1 – Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night…
Ward: I’m staying in tonight to help the boys pack fudge.
Always a pleasant surprise to see Cougars-Beavers in high def.
That’s why “Reel Murrika” is so angry all the time. Slow porn load (hee hee, PHRASING) times.
Houston’s perimeter D is crazy good. Sampson has his kids playing with a shit ton of intensity.