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Sexy Friday Christmas Eve 2021 Edition

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If you thought I was going to tone things down because today is the day chosen to celebrate the Baby Jesus, you clearly don’t know me.

As far as the music, we are back to the puzzles! No one got it last week, so I’m replaying it. Let’s see if you can figure it out. The first hint was: Video.

Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 11 pictures of the week.

h/t Horatio (Balls’ Pic O’ Da week!)
h/t 2Pack
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h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t Brocky
h/t 2Pack
h/t 2Pack
h/t Spur

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I present to you what I think is the toughest puzzle yet. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04
The Cure – Killing an Arab

Canción Número Dos:

David Bowie – Let’s Dance

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Talking Heads – Girlfriend is Better

Canzone numero quattro:

Depeche Mode – Strangelove

Canção número cinco

Prince – Sign O’ The Times

Seigarren zenbakia:

Gorillaz – Demon Days

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Don T

Merry Christmas!
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2Pack

Merry Christmas everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW-rQMjjfCw

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yeah right

Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah from LA to you good folks wherever you may be.

Cheers!

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Gumbygirl

Merry Christmas to you too. Gumby and I are watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Not very Christmassy, but whatevs, Sean Connery chewing the scenery is worth a watch. Tamales were good. Tomorrow it’s a beef tenderloin with fingerling potatoes and Brussel sprouts. Pan sauce. Should be good. We were going to go down to Riverside to Gumby’s sister’s house, but I don’t trust the roads.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or the people of Riverside

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Gumbygirl

Sketchy fuckers, but it’s Gumby’s family.

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yeah right

You know, Jimmy Stewart is kind of a dick in “Its a Wonderful Life.”
Maybe a dive off of that bridge would be beneficial

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TheRevanchist

Worst Christmas movie ever!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ah ah ah ah I say Nancy, that’s some good knob-slobberin!

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Brick Meathook

GEORGE BAILEY: Mister Potter, you’re nothing but a warped frustrated old man! A cripple in a wheelchair! Look at me, I can walk and I’m fucking Donna Reed!

MISTER POTTER: I’m fucking her too, George, I’m fucking her too! And now I’m gonna’ fuck you! Drop ’em little boy, drop ’em!

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litre_cola

If Hippo was awake ( he is not) he would be nodding his head to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geq_DMhUUFQ

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

One of our Christmas thingys is to make fresh bread for the morning. So, dug out the bread maker, dumped the stuff in it and then set it to have the bread ready in the morning. I do like getting up to the smell of bread baking

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yeah right

Yeah you talked me in to it.

Fresh bread for Christmas dinner. I’m doing a braised rib roast with latkes and bet your ass there will be gravy.

Now I’ve got bread to sop up that gravy.

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Senor Weaselo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8UwsOSIGc

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Dunstan

Since the climactic scene takes place on New Year’s Eve, I am declaring When Harry Met Sally to be a holiday film. It’s been too long since I indulged my crush on Meg Ryan.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

https://youtu.be/ZszMbg_IOCQ

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lots of laugh lines in this movie but it sucks. Unclear how many laugh lines are intentional.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seriously I want to create a rotten tomatoes account to down vote it

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Redshirt

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Senor Weaselo

Well that’s what happens when you write letters to Satan.

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Dunstan

I guess you’re in the Futurama universe? It’s not so bad; I recommend death by snu-snu.

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Senor Weaselo

Merry Christmas and Happy Decemberween Eve, lizard people! May the Christmas Pterodactyl protect your Christmases and expel those who would trespass upon you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkZaZpfGK6c

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Senor Weaselo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0_tARWep4Q

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litre_cola

Decilitre would be all in for the Pterodactyl

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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

I’ve finally seen a Ronald Reagan movie! Okay, it was a Bette Davis movie, but Reagan was in it. (For those keeping score at home, it was Dark Victory.)

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litre_cola

Chesterfields are the best smokes in Turkey. This is fact.

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Gumbygirl

Nancy knew a thing or two about unpleasant aftertastes.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Second hint: Release

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Orchids of Asia?

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Dunstan

“What is ‘the reason you tip the Asian masseuse’? I’ll take ‘Secrets of NFL Owners for $800, Aaron.” — Robert Kraft

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SonOfSpam

Just did. Now what?

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Dunstan

Man, we all just leaped on that joke like Ben on a co-ed in a bathroom.

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Senor Weaselo

Given the “videos were made of the songs,” I’m gonna guess they were the sexy kind of videos?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Not quite but I like the way you think.

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TheRevanchist

Is it squirting?

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The Maestro

Evening, ladies and gentlefuckers. For those of you celebrating: Merry Christmas Eve to you. To the rest of you… well, I hope your Friday is going splendidly.

Currently on beer number whatever watching the Santa Clause with my folks and my sister. Tim Allen may be a garbage human being, but damn if this movie doesn’t scratch all the right nostalgic itches.

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SonOfSpam

Never seen it, but I can separate the artist from the art (Toy Story, for example).

Merry motherfucking Canadian Xmas (assuming your holiday is different and weird)

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Brick Meathook

Galaxy Quest

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SonOfSpam

For sure.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This Don’t Look Up movie on Netflix is…not good

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SonOfSpam

Shame. Wanted to like it.

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Horatio Cornblower

Ah, shit. I was kind of looking forward to that one.

I just watched The Alpinist. That is some insane climbing and cinematography.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

There’s still an hour left, so…maybe it redeems itself?

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Gumbygirl

I’m fixing to steam my tamales soon. What is everyone noshing on/ sipping on /smoking up this lovely Christmas Eve?

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SonOfSpam

Lots of apps, followed by games. With drinks.

Merriest of Xmases to you and Gumby!

Feeling very fortunate both at home and online with you idiots.

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Dunstan

Sipping on a martini now, working on dinner.

Just finished making some fresh pasta for linguini with clams.

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SonOfSpam

That sounds amazing. Love that dish, love making it too.

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Horatio Cornblower

Martinis? I usually serve those in a glass, but you do you.

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SonOfSpam

No, it’s better when cooked on a stove and whatnot.

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Dunstan

Yeah, that’s how you get the martini extra dry.

*Martinis should not be extra dry. If you want a chilled shot of gin, just call it that.

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SonOfSpam

A martini should be gin (duh) and served while I’m topless.

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litre_cola

Dunstan nails it here tbh.

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Dunstan

Dinner is served.

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herodotus450

what a coincidence, I’m steaming to fix some tamales

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Brick Meathook

Sushi!

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Horatio Cornblower

Chilling out with a 9.2% beer from alumnus Makeitsnow, trying to digest roughly 8 lbs. of corned beef.

Or, as Andy Reid calls it, “getting ready of elevenses”

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ArmedandHammered

Post meal digestion of an incredible braised veal ribs over pasta. I am going to gain a few pounds from all the incredible food.

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Dunstan

I’m not sure I’ve ever had veal ribs. I mean, I’ve had veal chops, so I guess there’s a small amount of rib meat there. But I don’t think I’ve even seen a rack of veal ribs for sale. Nice.

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ArmedandHammered

It was so good, the pasta was fresh made, and the sauce was bellisimo! Was actually the short ribs

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TheRevanchist

I am having a sweet wine; as classy as can be. Did Christmas at my parents house already.

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Don T

Greetings from Earth 73
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SonOfSpam

Oh, thanks to the other guesses, looks like the music answer is…each artist created a separate film for the song. Short film, not like a movie. Plus Balls has ridden bareback to each song.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I need you to expand on that. I’m not sure I’m clear on what you’re saying. You’re VERY close.

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SonOfSpam

Nah, that’s all I got. Thinking gives you wrinkles!

Also, thank you for doing the puzzles. Always great music.

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Don T

For those who like pills and feel Andrew W.K. was a bit timid about partying (with English translation)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lSKfDdhzHY4

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Don T

BTW, “la seca ” (“the dry”) is not a hangover, but the dry mouth and dehydration from drugs, and stuff.

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Brick Meathook

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ArmedandHammered

Now was the entire candy cane part of the stomach contents or dropped prior to the “incident”?

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Gumbygirl

This guy is not experiencing la seca.

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Horatio Cornblower

SantaCons really need to be banned, for the good of everyone.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

These artists all created a video for their song

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This guy gets it

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re actually on the right track. There is a missing word after “video” that will take you 90% of the way there.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Game?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Not the right word.

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WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Balls I watched that How to Drink thing…it’s good but that guy doesn’t look like me beyond being chubby and bearded. But we both spout bullshit with confidence. And love booze.

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ballsofsteelandfury

He really doesn’t match you exactly, but I get a hint of BFC with him. Maybe it’s his sense of humor?

I’d take it as a compliment.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Indeed

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SonOfSpam

From behind. He looks like you from behind.

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Sharkbait

Cookies are coming out of the oven.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ship em!

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ArmedandHammered

Evening from Hilton Head Island, another island where rich white people bought the land ridiculously cheap crom the locals and then ran them off.

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herodotus450

I bet one of those women is named Devon. And/or Heather.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think the guy doing hanging leg raises is named Devon.

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