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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #5

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As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s fifth showcase. No Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week until the end of the month.

We also have new songs!

Enjoy!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 24 pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today’s songs are one-hit wonders. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Toto Coelo – I Eat Cannibal

Canción Número Dos:

Real Life – Send Me An Angel

Chanson Numéro Trois:

When In Rome – The Promise

Canzone numero quattro:

Ebn Ozn – AEIOU Sometimes Y

Canção número cinco

The Polecats – Make A Circuit With Me

Seigarren zenbakia:

Trans X – Living On Video

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

UConn kid went to Tampa Bay, Ozark is kicking ass, and did someone say Kate Mara?

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Gumbygirl

I’m going to go read mes amies. You guys got me through a very shitty day, bless you and the NFL! Here’s a Hilda for you all!

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Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Brilliant summation.

Also, that is one of the movies I will watch if I find it on somewhere, no matter where it is in the plot

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2Pack

Evening folks, thinking about drafting her, she looks pretty athletic.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s kind of disheartening that you *know* Minnesota is going to blow any lead they accumulate, but it’s also good because you know the game will have an interesting finish.

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ballsofsteelandfury

First Wave is playing one of the songs I posted above right now! Try to guess which one!

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BugEyedBoo

The Promise

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ballsofsteelandfury

It was actually I Eat Cannibal!

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Gumbygirl

I could go out to the car and cheat. Or I could put the app on my phone, but I never think of it. We’ve been playing our own music that’s been in storage lately. And today Gumby played the Mongolian throat singer album he just bought. It’s actually good, and the records are bright red. Haven’t seen colored vinyl in years!

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BugEyedBoo

I dropped Sirius three or four years ago. I found I was listening to my stuff, or Ozzy’s Boneyard, which might have well been my stuff.

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Gumbygirl

I love it in the car. Reliable everywhere!

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yeah right

I actually saw these guys open for Vampire Weekend right before the pandemic at the Greek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACZA9dGvV4

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Gumbygirl

Oh fuck, Larry Csonka. Boo.

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Dunstan

You’re saying he is not your favorite?

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Gumbygirl

All of those old 72 team idiots. Fuck them. Is he the last one standing, I hope?

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King Hippo

Goodnight, Springton. I will NEVAR watch Good Morning Football.

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Sharkbait

That show makes no sense, unless it’s the pre game show for the UK based games

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Sharkbait

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh yeah. You gotta unleash the dragon.” – Rex Grossman

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King Hippo

A reminder – Scotchy will welcome Baker Baker the Turnover Maker to Big Blue, come the morrow.

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scotchnaut

You? Worst. Spirit. Animal. Ever.

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King Hippo

I am Making Fetch HAPPEN!!!

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SonOfSpam

Damn, gonna be tough for Corral to beat out Carolina’s established incumbent.

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King Hippo

Nobody’s gonna work harder eat MOAR paste than Touch of Downs!

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King Hippo

Johnny Reb or U*NC douchenozzle to Black Panthers?

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King Hippo

Hippo is actively considering going to bed after Pick 96. SO MUCH SHAME AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PIZZA IN THE HOUSE

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Dunstan

I protest the lack of Kate Mara pics in this thread.

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BugEyedBoo

Dan Rooney pics or GTFO.

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Vegas seems to be heckling the female executive lady. On brand.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think you maybe using the term “hit” a little liberally with some of those songs

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ballsofsteelandfury

You, sir, clearly did not grow up in Los Angeles.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BugEyedBoo

Nothin’ wrong with Ebn Ozn.

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rockingdog

TWolves up by 4
This game is Rocking!!!
Will this series go to game 7???

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King Hippo

Maybe Team MRSA will take the douchenozzle QB from U*NC

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SonOfSpam

Mississippi, Memphis…

220, 221, whatever it takes

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King Hippo

Turns out Wayne Newton can’t read. WHO KNEW??

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hey, cut him some slack.” – Lea Michele, on her Instagram (dictated, not read)

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SonOfSpam

Wayne Newton has at least 4% of his original skin. Maybe.

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Sharkbait

Still planning on going to the bachelor party in Vegas at the end of next month, but because Sharkette won’t be vaxxed in time for it, I’m skipping LA this time around. LA based people, I will make it out there again at some point, just not this trip

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How late do you think y’all will rage Sunday? I’m probably flying in that night but not til pretty late.

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Sharkbait

Depends on the flight out I book. I waited til the last minute since I wasnt even 100% sure I’d go.

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King Hippo

Just let me have Troy Vincent, announce the picks, having practiced the pronunciation, not fucking around.

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SonOfSpam

Someone beat this guy senseless please.

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King Hippo

Wayne Newton? The Bills weirdo? Either way, YES PLEASE

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SonOfSpam

The Bills guy, but really, anyone, anywhere.

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scotchnaut

Jeebuz Crickets! Every single team agrees that qb’s and rb’s can be had on the cheap this year. Not a single team has reached for a fella at the position.

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King Hippo

Emmitt SMIFF!!!

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Brick Meathook

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BugEyedBoo

Needs more propellers.

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herodotus450

In other news, second most famous BB tennis player Boris Becker sentenced to PRISON for some kind of money shenanigans.
/they still play tennis apparently.
In other news, Trevor Bauer suspended for two years for a non-steroid offense
//they still play basedball apparently

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King Hippo

So, a Steve McNair, but alive?

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King Hippo

DonT’s Magnificent Rebuilding Tits

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SonOfSpam

Malik to the Tits!

That’s good for their fan.

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King Hippo

and there was much rejoicing inside the Magick Burger King

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WCS

Don?

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King Hippo

chants to self, rocking back and forth manically:

We still got Charmslinger
We still got Charmslinger
John Elway is no longer making these picks
We still got Charmslinger

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SonOfSpam

Wilson-to-Dulcich is the new Brady-to-Gronk.

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WCS

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King Hippo

MOTHERFUCKER, the P*ts took my dude

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scotchnaut

I’m not gonna lie-I admire the confidence of any guy that wears a completely white suit.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“So much so that you’d find them ‘not guilty’ even in the face of convincing evidence?” – a Atlanta area jury consultant, circa February, 2000

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ballsofsteelandfury

Specially the pants

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King Hippo

Donks now have TE1 and TE2, neither of them knows how to block.

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WCS

“What’s that?”

— DUVAL

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t help it, the “me too” wink in the Dr. Pepper commercial cracks me up.

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King Hippo

You take the good, you take the bad, you take ’em both and then you have the Donks Day 2, the Donks Day 2.

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King Hippo

Well, at least they got an extra 5th before making the dummy pick. Draft that puner from JV Boltmen!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m convinced I walked past Emily Hampshire (Stevie from Schitt’s Creek) at the Griffith Observatory this morning.

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SonOfSpam

Consider yourself blessed. She is awesome.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I’d known her real name I might have confirmed it and told her I love her work, but after asking Kristen Schall if she was “Louise Schall” I am making a point of not accosting actors by referring to them as their characters.

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SonOfSpam

“Big fan – can I get a pic Miss Belcher?”

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scotchnaut

Donks pick is tight end Greg Dulcich-the alternative spelling of his name is Noah Fant-Lite.

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King Hippo

HIPPO GRADE: C-

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King Hippo

Charles Davis, humble bragging his two university degrees.

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clint greasewood

Do you think the Blue Man group has groupies?

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SonOfSpam

Bluepies.

Blewpies?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Great minds

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scotchnaut

“I can’t hear your question over the sound of my one hand clapping.”

-T. Marinovich

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t understand, what’s his other hand doing? Holding a piece of rubber tubing tightly around his arm?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course they do, it’s not like before they became famous and they blue themselves.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well hello there lipstick girl to the left of the coach…

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scotchnaut

I’ve lost track, did Shoen trade down into the 2028 draft? To be fair, I’ve heard good things about high school freshman/Frank Gore’s grandson.

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Gumbygirl

My Blazers, woot! Too bad he’s going to Cleveland, but yay 3rd round!

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King Hippo

Horatio and Gumbygirl alma maters is ON THE BOARD

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SonOfSpam

Way ahead of anyone from Balls U.

Thanks Chip Kelly.

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ballsofsteelandfury

They’ll be lucky if anyone is drafted period.

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King Hippo

I worry that Donks might take your mediocre TE

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King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit

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SonOfSpam

RIGHT TO BE WORRIED!

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SonOfSpam

He’s actually gonna be fine. Solid player.

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King Hippo

Solid players are for Rounds 5 and 6, sir!

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re the Nostradamus of bad shit happening.

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King Hippo

RITE?????

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Wait, her parents were immigrants? I take back everything I said.” – Morrissey

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_pfMoUVNPw

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