The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta white disco suit, standing near the bar. Doktor Zymm (peaking out of her lab): Hello...? Vere ist everyone? Hmm... Doktor Zymm ducks back into her lab,
Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 20)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)
The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)
Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)
Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 14)
The scene: A dank, dark basement. Ballsofsteelandfury wakes up on the floor. Ballsofsteelandfury: Whoa, I need the number of the truck that hit me. Last thing I remember is... Oh, crap... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] The Angry Girl Scout stands at the entrance to the basement, glaring down at Ballsofsteelandfury. Angry Girl Scout: