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2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
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The people in my office are respective Bills and Lions fans. They both seem to be happy about how their season is going. So that's good. I wonder what it must be like a manage a dude who, for example, is just all into the Miami Dolphins? Cubicle all decked

Tagged Gifs So you think you're so funny

Only Degenerates Care About This Team: An Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update (2025)

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blaxabbath - October 29, 2025October 27, 2025
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I tell you what, I saw I was overdue to write this Arizona Cardinals bye-week update and I felt like, "I'll just shrug it off. I know they're bad. I know they got hurt guys. They got draft busts. They got an aged quarterback that they are waiting on to

Tagged The Arizona Cardinals never deserved Larry Fitzgerald

2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - October 28, 2025October 27, 2025
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Big Week 8 action, eh? I didn't see any of it. Carson Wince is my joke for the week. My Raiders PSL access got me in early to buy Foo Fighters tickets at the stadium next year. The natural shelf life of band stuff -- as you all know; many of you

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2025 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 24, 2025October 24, 2025
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At this link are the Week 7 Quotables submissions. I intended to fill the remaining space with a half-assed Arizona Cardinals bye-week post here. But I wouldn't dare taint the professionalism of Quotables with that five game losing streak. So we'll rip on them full-assedly later. Week 7 Quotbales Results featured below.  

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2025 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025
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Look -- your below Quotables submissions are coming in late with a Wednesday arrival. Do people even remember what happened Week 7 at this point? I mean, once you drop Mike Evans from you keeper team, hasn't the average viewer already gotten tired of watching his lie ded on the field when

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2025 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 17, 2025October 16, 2025
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Here's what I know is up with sports right now. Submissions are here and below are your Week 6 Quotables results. Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling. Me: That’s a job for professionals. So, we paint the ceiling. Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right. Me: Expect to never

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2025 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - October 15, 2025October 14, 2025
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I sure hope they jam this up as the Tuesday evening post. Below are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.   Update: Son of a bitch.

Tagged Gifs So you think you're so funny

2025 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 10, 2025October 10, 2025
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Lots of action, eh? Submissions are here. Below are your Week 5 Quotables results.

Tagged Gifs So you think you're so funny

2025 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - October 7, 2025October 7, 2025
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I will short you on text but, since a photo is worth a thousand words, word count met. Might be an extra or two in there so we'll see what makes it to Friday. So below are your Week 5 Quotables submissions.

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2025 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 3, 2025October 3, 2025
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Missed my flight to Mexico. Didn't check in an hour before and the very direct woman at the ticket counter was clear that there was no way around it with international flights. Then there were no more direct flights and, frankly, cutting a day of the trip eliminated the need for

Tagged Gifs So you think you're so funny

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