Author: WhyEaglesWhy

I Know What You Did This Summer (With My Money)

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As I no longer live in the USA, and am gainfully employed, I have subscribed to NFL Game Pass. It's basically NFL Sunday Ticket except on your computer or iPad. For $129.99, you get every regular season game (live and archived for replay), NFL Network (live feed and archived shows),

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session

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“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.” “…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.” “…already sick of me after 15 years…” “…can go bonkers at times, even

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Titles For MFA Student Poems

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Until They Are Blackened And Seared Before The Last Root Gives Way Our Collective Dark Secret The Freedom Of Murderers Sometimes A Girl Our Abject Depravity Crawling Out Of A Bottle A Short Pier In Jacksonville Through The Rubble, Through The Ash Naked And Bruised Of The Men Who Execute A Long, Long Way Down Necklace Of Ears The Third Term A Texas Conversation Opinions

Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview

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Because you're a discerning group, I've assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC East, my Philadelphia Eagles.¹ Please welcome Philadelphia native and Matron Saint Suzy Kolber, Super Bowl loser and noted telestrator Ron Jaworski, and frequent WIP caller Ant'ny from

A Child’s Garden Of Woo From Los Angeles Craigslist

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Gentle Kommenters, Below you will find a curated selection of excerpts from the Los Angeles Craigslist Personals. All are real lines from real ads...except one. At the risk of horning in on the Occasional Puzzle goodness, try to guess which one I made up: 1. I won't fuck your friends 2. no BBw

That’s Not A Snack, THIS Is A Snack.

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I have threatened to do a post about Australian snack foods, and I am now prepared to carry out that threat. As football and snacks go hand in hand in America, so do they in Australia. However, both the football and the snacks are somewhat the same yet quite different,

Time To Get Silly

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In honor of Monty's sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd dream I had about just that topic. The dream starred none other than Jesus himself. I have odd dreams in general, so if a dream is odd