Quarantine Games for Kids

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jjfozz - April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

I have three sons who are locked down and they have exhausted every single option. You can only play so much full contact backyard basketball. My wife is at her wits end, I am running low on bourbon, so I'm deep into a bowl of downers from my college days. In order

Story Time with Fozz: A Place that I Love As Much as Bourbon

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jjfozz - February 12, 2020

About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report because his son was getting on his insurance. Fine. No problem. So this guy, we’ll call him “Dumb Fuck Jeep Driver,” sends me to this body shop.

Growing Old and Why it Sucks

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jjfozz - February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

It wasn't supposed to be like this. I was supposed to be a fucking author with a few decent books under my belt. And writing for some heavy duty publications. Maybe nursing a decent drinking problem and knocking back drugs: hallucinogens, weed, possibly a drop or two of speed. Yes, I wanted

Ravens vs. Titans: Go Eat Sh*t Universe

jjfozz - January 23, 2020January 24, 2020

Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be tough, I didn't see the Titans fucking winning. 2. I though our loss to the Colts in a divisional game was tough. No fucking way. 3. SHIT FUCK DAMN

The Great Fozz Migration: Part II – Ebony, Ivory, and Shades of Grey

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jjfozz - November 19, 2019November 19, 2019

So we moved. That was a horrible experience, although our movers were fucking awesome. The guy's name was Frosty. So of course, you say, "Where did you get that nickname?" And he says, "Well, I used to be 100 pounds heavier and all my friends said I looked like the black

The Great Fozz Migration: Part I. Stress is My Master

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jjfozz - November 7, 2019November 6, 2019

My wife and I have been married for 18 years. For 17 of those we lived in the same townhouse. Entropy sucks. We were going to move several times, but the vagaries of the economy and my attitude, which resulted in getting canned and fucking up our income, prevented us

Ravens Bye Week

jjfozz - October 25, 2019October 25, 2019

So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are...I'm not too sure of what we are. Lamar Jackson's an MVP! No, he's a running back! No, he needs to learn how to pass! Good Christ I'm fucking tired of how every second of every day

Off With Their Heads – Those Goofy Toothed Blue Blooded Bastards

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jjfozz - September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

God save the queen 'Cause tourists are money And our figurehead Is not what she seems Yeah, Sid Vicious - that doomed idiot - had it right. So did Johnny Rotten. So did a bunch of ragtag inbred hillbillies who decided, “Fuck the British we want to be free so we can own slaves,

Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview

jjfozz - August 8, 2018

Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in. This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired

Boots on the Ground: Extreme Rules Wrestling in Mobtown

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jjfozz - June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Why would a grown man, with a job, and children purchase and wear a gigantic sparkly belt and wear it over one shoulder like a barbarian wearing a wolf’s pelt? Because he is attending a professional wrestling event in Baltimore. And because I am standing behind him with my two sons

Through The Eyes of an Irritating Gosling

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jjfozz - June 1, 2017May 31, 2017

I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of them suck ass. I’ll be reviewing them as I see fit. Warning, most of these are going to suck. And you will disagree. And I won’t

Summer: The Season of Murder, Decay, and Warm Beer

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jjfozz - May 23, 2017May 22, 2017

My calendar tells me that summer is coming and other events I’m looking forward to, including “Testicle Scraping”, “Trepanning with a Sharp Stone”, and “Prostrate Exam at Local Prison.” Summer is a shit time of year. In Baltimore, summer means three H’s: hazy, hot, and humid. It also brings the three M’s: