DFO Radio: Makin’ Movies

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 6, 2018March 5, 2018

Welcome to yet another edition of DFO Radio. Last week, Hollywood insiders with a passing interest in sports waited with bated breath to find out whether Kobe Bryant would be offered membership into an exclusive club that includes Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein, Dustin Hoffman, and Casey Affleck. Fortunately for Kobe,

Request Line: Makin’ Movies

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are deep in conversation with an NFL tight end. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: ...and I'll be honest, this is a much better offer than you'll get from, say, Old School Zero over at Sony. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: Ha ha ha! They can't even

DFO Radio: Belle of the Ball

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 27, 2018February 27, 2018

So apparently Kevin Smith (the filmmaker, not the former Lions running back) suffered a pretty serious heart attack on Sunday. He was brought to Glendale Hospital which is a stone's throw away from where I live. It's so close that I even thought about walking the short mile over to

Request Line: Belle of the Ball

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 23, 2018March 29, 2018

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises a hand and counts down from five before punching a button and pointing at the figure seated inside. KIRK: [runs hand through hair] You like that? Huh? Ha

DFO Radio: Winter Wonderland

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

Like many Americans, I'm a bit obsessed with the implosion of our current White House administration. So much so that I have attempted to restrict my consumption of political news by only allowing myself to read about it while I'm on the toilet (as I feel a Venn diagram of

Request Line: Winter Wonderland

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER, portraying a false sense of cheerfulness, flips switches and adjusts levels in preparation for the afternoon's show. DJ 3000 is still in sulk mode. PRODUCER: So, you're still upset about last week? DJ 3000: ... PRODUCER: Come on, don't be like that. Fumblesnapskin was a big get

DFO Radio: Divine Intervention

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 13, 2018February 12, 2018

So when I was a little kid, I had very blond hair. Like, platinum blond. My brother and sister were the same. As we got older, our hair got darker, eventually settling into its final color by my mid-twenties. It was around that time of my life that I was

Request Line: Divine Intervention

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The booth is empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN'S desk is vacant, with only a single banker's box of random mementos sitting on top awaiting collection. The PRODUCER sits in front of the exterior control panel, fiddling with knobs in preparation for the first broadcast of the offseason.

Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 2, 2018January 4, 2023

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals God's apparent hatred for the Cleveland Browns. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than

TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Quackening

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 29, 2018February 4, 2018

Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Andy Reid's hatred for kale salad. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough

Hue Jackson Considers Hiring a Subordinate

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 19, 2018January 18, 2018

INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM HEADQUARTERS - DAY --- HUE JACKSON: Welcome! Thanks for coming in for this interview. BEN McADOO: [shakes hand] It's a pleasure, Hue. HUE: Please, call me Coach Jackson. BEN: Um, sure. Thanks very much for this opportunity, Coach Jackson. HUE: Head Coach Jackson. BEN: Right. HUE: Now Ben, you're aware of my works in

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM - DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves lightly through the room, straightening things up. As we watch, he loads up a nondescript backpack with proper school supplies; pencils, pens, a notepad, and then loads