Hail to the Chief

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

So I thought I'd put together a list of the NFL coaches that I thought best represented the forty-five U.S. Presidents. Here's what I came up with. I added a note or two for each one. I hope this provides decent fodder for discussion in the comments. Yes, I know

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 13, 2017December 12, 2017

INT. DELTA HOUSE - NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. Hundreds of students clad in togas are milling about drinking from red cups, chatting and flirting with each other, though it's pretty much impossible to make out

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 4

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

EXT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE - DAY. The four newest members of Delta House make their way to the entrance of their new home. The house is dilapidated beyond description, with flaking paint, broken and boarded windows, and random pieces of garbage strewn across the lawn. As the four of them drag

Buy Chinese

STORNG TAEK!!1!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

When I was a wee lad, I played on the town's soccer club. During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named T.J. was wearing a friendship bracelet on one of his wrists. This wasn't one of those elastic Livestrong things, this was one of those braided ones,

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 22, 2017November 21, 2017

INT. BANQUET HALL - DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and brightly coloured banners abound. The hall is filled with students, most of whom are already sitting and chattering excitedly. The camera tracks upward to an announcer's booth

May the Cycle Melt: Raiders at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 15, 2017November 15, 2017

INT. THE PARLOR AT CROFTON COURT - NIGHT A trio of distinguished gentlemen are seated at a table around a ouija board. Two of them - HENDRICK and WINCHESTER - have their hands resting gently on the planchette, while the third - XAVIER - sits with his arms crossed in a

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 9, 2017January 17, 2018

INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN - DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists - ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, CAM NEWTON, and ANTONIO BROWN follow REX RYAN onto the train. They set their luggage down and follow him into a resplendent passenger cabin, full of

Shellraiser

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In his hands he holds an ornate puzzle box, which, once solved, can unleash arcane secrets and bestow mystical powers upon its possessor. . . . . .

DFO Insider: Calendar Boys

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are - contrary to form - hard at work in their office. One - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is standing behind the desk, hovering over a speakerphone even though he is wearing a bluetooth headset. The other - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

INT. TRAIN STATION - DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick pillar on a platform between two sets of rail lines. ANTONIO BROWN: No, see, it's just like in the stories. You gotta run straight through it. ELI MANNING:

Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 17, 2017October 24, 2017

Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed "the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history" there's been a bit of a fuzz about what "modern" history actually refers to. Since apparently the semiautomatic handgun is the ultimate arbiter of what makes American society tick, does "modern" history refer

Meanwhile, After Practice…

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 6, 2017June 14, 2019

INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here. ANTONIO BROWN: Of course. COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley. ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it. [gets up to leave] All good? COACH TOMLIN: