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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 122)
The scene: The Wasteland of the post-apocalyptic future, where Brocky is hard at work, filling in dirt and rocks beneath the wheels of Doktor…
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This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.
Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. “The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost…
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Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Historical Badasses: Harald Wartooth
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about Peter Freuchen, Danish explorer, author, and political activist; this week, we’re featuring one of the…
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The Bridge Over the River Kwater
In the past, Mike Zimmer’s high regard for discipline had been a byword in various parts of Minnesota and Ohio. In 2016 it was…
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Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
You all remember this? Well those days are behind SKOL Country now. After two seasons playing outdoors at the local college stadium and $1.1…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…
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Roger Goodell Visits BIRDMURDERDOME
If you were most of America on Sunday afternoon, you were subject to Packers at Vikings on Fox. While it was one of the few…
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Mike Zimmer Needs to Vent
Hi I’m coach Mike Zimmer of the Minnesota Vikings. Some of you may have heard some sound bites of my press conference after my…