[Editor's Note: Bill from Free Ballin' asked for a guest bloggy-post to introduce this week's episode, and he handed over the keys to Reverend Mayhem. God help them.] [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/305690620" params="auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true" width="100%" height="450" iframe="true" /] Men. MEN! It's the last week of the season! Normally, this is a time for us to
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal: picking the winner of the upcoming Super Bowl. With us tonight is professional faux-liberal doormat Alan Colmes... COLMES: Thank you. I'm just so happy to be... WHORE: And
End Times
And they worshiped the Beast, saying, "Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?" -Revelations 13:4
CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The "Author": pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the fuck down. I trust that you are all (mostly) intelligent adults who understand the responsibility to keep yourselves informed and participate in the political process. I
False fire alarm at 3 a.m. in Steeler’s Boston Hotel. Hotel Staff and Fire Department Choose Not To Evacuate Team “Just In Case” Fire Is Real
NFL.com’s Daniel Jeremiah Posts First Premature Mock Draft, Gives Patriots “Gritty” White Running Back Christian McCaffrey
In Other News, Water Wet.
Two Candidates For 49ers' GM Position Withdraw From Consideration After Word That Team Would Likely Hire Kyle Shanahan Over Tom Cable Just...Wow.
Antonio Brown Discloses Confidential Information On Social Media To Primary Rival. Trump Names Brown Head Of CIA.
Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years
Holy double-entendre, Batman! The carnies apparently crossed a wire or four when they put together this off-season's Coaching Carousel, cuz it's spinning fast and hurling off children into the hurricane fence. Coaches were hired today for two of the six open head coaching slots: Vance Joseph and Sean McDermott. Technically,
CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished until we passed through the birth canal of the regular season and emerged, cold and slimy, into the pitiless bright light of the playoffs. And like
