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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…
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A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Longtime readers know that I have gone on at interminable length regarding my semi-papal near-infallibility. I am almost never wrong, and it drives Dr.…
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Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview
Welcome, everyone- it’s Hate Week 2020 at DFO! It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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Offseason QB Interviews! – San Francisco Edition.
Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility. /Arrives at…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…