Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 1, 2015October 1, 2015

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Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that's good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it's nice and other places it's not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let's watch

Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams

scotchnaut - October 1, 2015October 1, 2015

1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit 'cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler's selfless work had the desired effect-last week Clausen passed on 1st down only four times against Seattle. Oh, ye of completely justified lack of faith! During their 'seen it

Your Monday, Not At All Funday Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 28, 2015September 28, 2015

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Your job sucks, the apartment/house is a mess but you don't feel like cleaning , the kids/dog/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is/are howling at you-you need some peace, don't you? Well here comes good old football to fill the void that family and loved ones can't. Now just pull up your Chevy Silverado to

Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015September 27, 2015

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[in a slurred voice] "How 'bout one more? Oh no, I couldn't-I have to go to work tomorrow. C'mon, just one for the road. The road? I've heard good things about that place. Okay. One more." Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks... Den @ Det: Peyton can't feel

Your Late Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015September 27, 2015

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[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There's more... SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before "The Troubles" began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He's my "Two

Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015

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Let's do some games... Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn't it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching from the sidelines? Falcons CB Trufant should take Williams out of the game leaving Potden with...Dunbar out of the backfield? Witten might be able to do something

Dogs Is So Stupid!

scotchnaut - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

My girl snapped her chain in her excitement at seeing me arrive at home earlier today. There's nothing like the enthusiasm of a dog, right? Anyway, she needs to go out in the yard a few times before wifey brings the new chain home later on. There was a 3

Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 24, 2015September 24, 2015

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[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I'm not scared. Maybe it's YOU that's scared. [sighs] Wash @ NYG: The Giants should be 2-0. Let's get that out of the way right now. Howevah, The Catastrophic Meltdowns really like the vibe that this

Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams

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scotchnaut - September 24, 2015September 24, 2015

1. Detroit Lions: These cats are all purr and no hiss. Megatron had two targets in the first game. Two! Is that how you treat a superstar? No. It IS a great way to pave your way to a loss however and that's what these rankings are all about. Chunk

Your Monday! Monday! Monday! Night Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 21, 2015

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Tonight is the 45th anniversary of the first ever Monday Nighter! We're gonna be treated to so many wonderful memories-mamember the time that Cosell called Alvin Garrett "a little monkey" and then denied it? How about the time that the self-absorbed Joe Theismann decided that everyone should see his tibia?

Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015September 20, 2015

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Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you're happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don't it? Let's take a look-see... Sea @ GB: The 'Hawks screwed the

Your Late Afternoon Game Thread (No Pants Allowed)

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015September 20, 2015

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Mia @ Jax: Oh, to be in Florida watching a football game. Eh, my couch is just as nice. Miami gutted out a win last week while the Jags QB Bortled his way to just over 50% passing, 2 intercepts and 5 sackeroos. Jax is worried about a man named