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Your “It’s That Time Again” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
If you enjoy ‘the outdoors’ then this little community is for you. I’m not a fisher or hunter, I like my dead animals processed…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES! Bengals/Chargers: Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year…
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Your “Fantasy Playoffs Ahoy!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
I’m late to the party today so we should go straight… TO THE GAMES! Jets/Bills: I will get this game on the old TV.…
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Your “Low-Scoring Games Can Be Exciting!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Good evening, ladies and silly men. Were you to start up your own football league would you put the word “Freedom” in the title?…
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Your “How Many WR’s Can Fit Under a Bus?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s gets so busy at the soup kitchen in December. As the weather turns the traffic increases, so they tell me. I’ve been kicking…
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Your [checks with Brick] “Mid-Morning, Maybe Early Afternoon, Late Autumn-ish, at the very least” Open Thread Featuring Football
Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The…
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Your “I MUST HAVE IT!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
[looks at entire slate of games] “Jesus! I guess the bye weeks are all over and done with.” Shall we? TO THE GAMES! Bal/Atl:…
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Your “No Brokeback Mountain Jokes, I Beg of You!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I just recently had a curious experience that I’d thought I’d share. I had two glasses next to each t’udder, (I type that word…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Christmas Connection
The hallmark of a treacly Christmas are the movies that tend to pop up informing us of the inherent goodness that the season brings.…
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Your “Weather Report? Sloppy With a Chance of Turnovers, of Course!” Sunday Afternoon Football Thread
Can we beat a micro-meme to death inside of 12 hours? I betcha we can and I’ll certainly do my part. I’d be remiss…