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Your “Womb for one more? Of course!” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
I’ve been in this doctoring game for some time but I’d never seen a patient like this one. She explained that she’d been through…
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Your “Little Bit of this, little bit of that” Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
Ostensibly this should be an NFL post but this is the holidays and there’s so much action going on. As Hippo noted, there be…
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Your “How Will We Go On?” Thursday Night Open Thread
I feel a void. Do you feel it as well? I sat down to throw a game intro together and… nothing. No game. Thing…
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Your “Stayin’ Alive, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Stayin’ Alive” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Week 15 Fallout: These are the teams that were officially sent to a farm upstate. They are the Bills, Jets, Broncos, Bengals, Giants, Packers,…
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Your “It’s That Time Again” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel some heat at the soup kitchen and it wasn’t coming off the steam tables. Yeah, I was the last one to…
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Your “Just One Game This Afternoon, Folks” NFL Football Open Thread
Ever get picked last for any sport? Ever showed up to a store one minute after it closed? Did your fave resto run out…
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Your “Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Mo” NFL Football Open Thread
Catch a tiger by the toe. Or a Giant. Or maybe a Packer. You know, one of those teams that have chances of making…
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Your “Not Fair! Houston Gets A Second Bye-Week!” Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
I decided to toss this thingy up a bit before the messiness that will begin at 4:30 eastern because there is quite a bit…
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Your “Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Scared you, folks still in the Little Drummer Boy derby, didn’t I? I had to wander into a mall today and it is quite…
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Your “It’s That Time Again” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
If you enjoy ‘the outdoors’ then this little community is for you. I’m not a fisher or hunter, I like my dead animals processed…
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