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Your “The Cavalcade of Sports Continues” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s go directly, TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bills: Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the…
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Your “I Can Haz Nudder Shoot-Out?” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Have we eaten all of our digestive cookies that were dipped in Pepto? Good. It’s time for round two or three of drinking. But…
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Your “Now It’s Your Turn, NFC East” Thursday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Hey there, folks that like hanging out while watching the football! Hope that your Thanksgiving is going well and that you were exposed to…
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Your “Come One, Come All”* Monday Night Football Open Thread
ESPN has been shoving this game down our throats and I don’t blame them one bit. Back in my bartending days, the Monday Nighter…
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Your ” Three Loss-a-Palooza” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
To borrow from that Lightfoot song that everyone knows, in northern Ontario the winds of November come early. I use that to my advantage.…
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Your “The (Helmet To The Head) Hits Keep Coming!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Enough dilly-dallying! TO THE GAMES! Raiders/Cards: The Gruden-led (rhymes with rudderless) Oakland squad is not doing very well. Hell, when your te has a…
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Your “I Guess I’ll Watch-It’s Not Like I’ve Got A Vibrant Social Life” NFL Football Open Thread
Hey gang. I don’t see anything in this slate of games that makes the hair on my saggy balls stand on end. But all…
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Your “These Are The Mean Streets Of Northern Ontario” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some shenanigans out my way that had the locals gums a-flappin’, I’ll tell you what. I’ve got a 40 minute drive to…
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Your “This Is No Way To Start The Week” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Week 10 Fallout: -Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill…
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Your “I’m So Eveready For This Game!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
He didn’t look any different than any of the other broken fellas that jumped into the back of my pickup in the Home Depot…