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Your “Slouching is a *kind* of Posture!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Only three games on the late sked but we’ll make the best of it, won’t we? My couch groove is making it really difficult…
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Your “We Aren’t Family!” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Outside of Aaron and his family no one much knows why he and his family are estranged. In tonight’s episode of Wildly Irresponsible Speculation,…
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Your “Double-Check Your Listings, There’s Only One Game On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Fine, there are two other games on the 4pm slate but I maintain they are more theoretical than actual. Sure, I guess ‘players’ will…
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Your “Finally, London-free Football? Not so Fast” Sunday Morning NFL Open Thread
First thing first. If I may borrow from a Paul F. Tompkins bit-these folks that are flummoxed by a time change that occurred while…
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Your “NFL, Consider Me Whelmed” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There’s some sporto-related tidbits out there on the innerwebs so I thought I’d share- Terrell Owens: Having finished his daily driveway workout, Mr. Owens…
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Your “Hue, We Hardly Knew Ya” Monday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a wee bit more fallout than usual this day that is the beginning of the work week for most and the end for…
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Your “You Want More? ‘Cause We Got More” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I wouldn’t call two-thirds of these offerings the tastiest of games but it’s not as though your eye bulbs are the least bit discerning.…
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Your “NFLN Leaves Canuck Football Watchers Out in the Cold” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Perhaps some of you snorted at the headline and said, “How apropos.”. Well, it would only be apropos if the game involved Baltimore. (I…
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