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Your “NFLN Leaves Canuck Football Watchers Out in the Cold” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Perhaps some of you snorted at the headline and said, “How apropos.”. Well, it would only be apropos if the game involved Baltimore. (I…
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Your “Kahn The Jags Owner Stay Awake For This One?” Sunday Morning London NFL Open Thread
If you didn’t watch the footy yesterday morning this headline means nothing to you. Sher Kahn’s mustache was repeatedly shown watching his squadoo and…
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Your “The Purge Has Begun” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ye olde Jizziants have begun the housecleaning and who knows where it shall end. When The Wreck of The Ereck Flowers was jettisoned the…
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Your “Permanently Trashed” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve already identified all the hardcore fellas that made it thru yesterday relatively unscathed. Here we go again. Also, there’s always a wee bit…
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Your “Supplies Running Low. Only 17 Beers Left. Send Help” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s about time we saw the greatness that is Cody Kessler! He actually didn’t play that badly, did he? I’m not gona actually check…
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Your “Oh Gawd! I Can’t Feel My Eyes!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Thread
The football. It burns! But in a good way. There’s still more to come. TO THE GAMES! Saints/Ravens: For the seeming twenty-eleventh year in…
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Your “Pulse is Steady, Will Continue To Monitor Vitals” 2nd Round of NFL Football
It’s another one of those slogs but with each other’s support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the…
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Your “London’s Best On Offer” Sunday Morning NFL Football
I hope that them damn west coasters are gonna do their part this, the most holy of football-watching weeks. Those of us occupying the…
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Your “I Didn’t Say ‘Dude!’ I Said ‘Dud’” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…