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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Boy, did we ever laugh some laughs back there! Nevertheless, it’s onwards and sidewayswards for us grizzled veterans of the commenting game. There’s always…
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Your “London’s Calling!” (at regular EST, smh) Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind…
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Your “Stare Into The Abyss That Is The NFC East” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
God is dead. So why not watch a bit of the old football? It’s not like I’m going to judge you. -Friedrich “The Funky…
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Your “It Might Be Me, It’s Probably You” Monday Night Football Open Thread
[sniffs the air] It was definitely you. Week 5 Fallout: -Marquez Valdes-Scantling scored his very first NFL TD and a new fantasy god was…
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Your “Let’s Keep This Bus Rolling” mid-Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
If the tilts keep coming I’ll keep doing the intros. TO THE GAMES! Oak/LAC: The things you learn when you do a bit…
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Your “There Is Only One Game Today” Sunday Morning/Early Afternoon Multi-Purpose Post
Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in…
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Your “We Are All Jack Doyle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Adventures of Jack Doyle, Private Detective, 1951. Written and directed by Orson Welles /Doyle’s office Voice of Jack Doyle: It was a Thursday just…
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Your “I’ve Seen Stranger Things” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Much like a Krauthammer into an empty pool, let’s dive straight in. TO THE GAME! Chiefs/Broncos: Boy oh boy. I wonder how everybody’s fave…
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Your “Something Ugly This Way Comes” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
He had a couple of angry scars that I couldn’t take my eyes away from. I barely knew him but we had this deal…
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Your Lazy, Hazy Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right down to business, shall we? TO THE GAMES! Cle/Oak: Browns fans: “Wouldn’t it be great if we could pull off two…