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Outside of Aaron and his family no one much knows why he and his family are estranged. In tonight’s episode of Wildly Irresponsible Speculation, I thought I/you (down below) might throw some ideas together as to the reasons. I’ll use some of my own experiences and those of people in the public spotlight to whip up some ideas.
-He was regarded as little other than a tool to accrue wealth for the whole gang. (MacCauley Caulkin)
-His porn star parents were extraordinarily disruptive on-set during his nascent film career. (Thora Birch)
-When he was kidnapped his family refused to pay the full amount of the ransom and he lost a part of his ear as a result. (J.P. Getty III)
-Now that he’s successful, his family thinks of him as a real, live ATM. (Dana Carvey)
-Father introduced him to coke and incest. (Mackenzie Phillips)
-Father accused him of having ‘mental issues’. (Angelina Jolie)
-Mother took him to court to get her monthly allowance raised from $7,500 to $10,000. (Leighton Meester)
-His mother’s spaghetti wasn’t really that good. (Eminem)
-His father tended to be very preachy. (Madonna)
-His parents were, in his words, “Tearing him apart!” (James Dean)
-His dad would walk through the house at all hours yelling “STELLA!” (Christian Brando)
I’m sure y’all can think of more. TO THE GAME!
Edelman is in and Gronk and rb Michel might be out. They’re thought to be game-timers. Green Bay has been creative at getting pressure and that has resulted in 3.3 sacks per game to date. Clinton-Dix is gone so there may be some shuffling in the secondary. If you know what’s good for you, turn the damn audio off.
You’ve got something in your teeth.