Outside of Aaron and his family no one much knows why he and his family are estranged. In tonight’s episode of Wildly Irresponsible Speculation, I thought I/you (down below) might throw some ideas together as to the reasons. I’ll use some of my own experiences and those of people in the public spotlight to whip up some ideas.
-He was regarded as little other than a tool to accrue wealth for the whole gang. (MacCauley Caulkin)
-His porn star parents were extraordinarily disruptive on-set during his nascent film career. (Thora Birch)
-When he was kidnapped his family refused to pay the full amount of the ransom and he lost a part of his ear as a result. (J.P. Getty III)
-Now that he’s successful, his family thinks of him as a real, live ATM. (Dana Carvey)
-Father introduced him to coke and incest. (Mackenzie Phillips)
-Father accused him of having ‘mental issues’. (Angelina Jolie)
-Mother took him to court to get her monthly allowance raised from $7,500 to $10,000. (Leighton Meester)
-His mother’s spaghetti wasn’t really that good. (Eminem)
-His father tended to be very preachy. (Madonna)
-His parents were, in his words, “Tearing him apart!” (James Dean)
-His dad would walk through the house at all hours yelling “STELLA!” (Christian Brando)
I’m sure y’all can think of more. TO THE GAME!
Pack/Pats:
Edelman is in and Gronk and rb Michel might be out. They’re thought to be game-timers. Green Bay has been creative at getting pressure and that has resulted in 3.3 sacks per game to date. Clinton-Dix is gone so there may be some shuffling in the secondary. If you know what’s good for you, turn the damn audio off.
You’ve got something in your teeth.
Offsetting BS penalties?
Although I’m not sure how ‘offsetting’ works when they’re all in the same directions…
Tuned in just in time to see the refs gifting the Patriots a first down. Same old story?
Do you really even need to ask?
LOLOLOLOLOL
Jesus. Refs dont even try to hide the cheating.
Bullshit call
Evergreen
That’s a 5 yard call, at best.
Pure NE bullshit.
Yes, five yarder.
HAIL BLEEEERGH!
Naturally.
Morrison!!!!
That was a right fine sack, but when you get an opportunity like that to put a knee into Tom Brady’s earhole, you really can’t pass it up.
Unnecessary roughness on the QB! Where is the Flag?
SACKEROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the hell was that not intentional grounding?
#12
Oh, it very much was.
Tom Brady, working that ol’ black magic again.
Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! There will be no black anything being worked in Foxboro, sir!!!
A young Ivanka making her choice.
Aww
Fun Fact! Despite talking about Beto having out of state support, Ted Cruz has actually accepted more Out of State Money!
I guess Gauge got tired of getting buttfucked by creeps.
That’s called intentional grounding when anyone but Tawmmy does it.
On a delay, but YUP, no eligible receiver anywhere
And not close to being out of the pocket.
Oh god no, I didn’t even consider that part of the rule because not relevant!
For shits and giggles, this is my political ideology. Free market, where govt corrects market distortions, and a focus on human rights (which I shouldn’t have to specify, as it’s really a part of a free market, but we’re all fucking horrible, so I’m specifying it)
Mine is do unto other as you would have them do unto you, but never miss the chance to stab a banker.
Human rights have never been compatible with the free market.
Hard to say, but they’re definitely not compatible with a centralized economy or any form of socialism that has been implemented so far.
Christ, it’s only the first weekend of November and we’re already being assaulted by “buy a $75K vehicle for a Xmas gift” ads. And it probably won’t end until after the NCAA championship game. At least make some new ads, Mercedes!
“Crowd rising as one…”
If you like that Cris, wait until the Foxboro crowd sees a black guy on their side of the street; they’ll cross the street en masse without breaking stride.
Who’s calling these plays, Hue Jackson?
Might as well be. Fucking McDaniels.
I can’t decide if I should go see a movie at 9:30.
Which movie?
Suspiria
I would vote yes. I was going to go see it Wednesday but got hit by a head cold and didn’t feel like getting in the car.
I might. I’m just not used to the cold and walking a mile each way.
Because downtown is already so pleasant in the middle of the night.
Is there a porn parody version you could watch instead?
As I understand it, the original movie is the porn parody.
John Shoop-esque playcalling right there
To be fair I did the same dance after I stubbed my toe on the fucking coffee table.
Not sure I understand why they have to go for it here.
And get out of here with your stats.
If you can’t get a yard when you need to, then you don’t deserve to win, baby.
Brady sneak
I stand corrected. Kind of surprised they didn’t go with the sneak
Brady hypocrite
HOLY SHIT THIS COMMERCIAL IS AWFUL I NEVER WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN
Again?
I’ll admit it hasn’t happened so far, but legit conservative ideology is not abhorrent. I maybe would have voted for Regan.
I thought you were cool.
Regan would have made a great president, at least relative to what we have now.
post a link to it…
If the Republican PAC’s intent is to get me scared of brown people with all these fucking ads, it’s not fucking working.
It reinforces the base.
Buddy, those ads aren’t aimed at anyone here.
This ad is racist as fuck and it’s embarrassing that NBC even put it on TV.
They don’t get to say no.
(I assume this is a political ad. If if not, then never mind)
They do actually, but they usually don’t
Shit. I stand corrected.
To clarify, they’re a business, they can legit refuse any client, but it would be highly unusual for them to do so, even if it’s an ad that advocates against them, because despite the fact that they have the power to refuse anyone, they usually don’t because they respect free speech
Fun fact: Joe Arapaio is the sheriff who released Bracamante.
Under GW Bush.
“Nope.”
-Fox
Fair and balanced*, as always.
*the exact opposite
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In sad real world news: US Militia groups are heading to the border after Agent Orange’s call of arms. Nothing will come from this, I’m sure
Like the scene in V for Vendetta but with even worse teeth
I want to bottle this day. Put a cap on it.
Then on days when life sucks I can take a small hit of it and remember a really amazing day.
I love you fucking people.
We’ll take a ride in the Bang Hearse.
Anyone been to Billings, Montana? Just curious.
I grew up there! So yes.
I’m planning a late Spring road trip to Yellowstone. Should i venture to Billings. I do like stopping at anything historical
I think Custer was in the area, albeit briefly.
Oh god no. Nothing historical happened there.
Go to Battle of Little Bighorn or Pompey’s Pillar.
Yes many times.
Closest I’ve been is Malmstrom AFB in Great Falls, which, if it were in the Northeast, would be three states away.
Nope.
Several times. Both when I was playing and then coaching college golf, Rocky Mountain College in Billings was in our conference.
Nawt a TD!
I don’t know about that…
He didn’t get in!
I was all set to bitch about the Patriots being bailed out by a shit call, but, yeah, that’s pretty much the definition of PI.
May as well go flagrant against the P*ts because they’ll get the call anyway.
Pats cheating? Will i never…….
If you like period pieces about hookers, gays, porn and corruption in 1970’s NYC then a) you have very specific tastes and b) The Deuce started slow this season but ended very strong.
Oi, JJFozz pass out? I’m not going to buy him drinks next time I’m in Baltimore if he can’t hang.
pumpkin pie > apple pie
pecan pie > pumpkin pie
Generally agree, but I can make you an apple pie that will cure most minor psychological conditions. But I definitely think pecan pie is the best choice the night of Thanksgiving, and Pumpkin is the best breakfast choice.
Neither of you could be more wrong if you tried, and we haven’t even discussed blueberries or blackberries.
Berry pies are not seasonal in the fall, but, yes, are superior most of the time.
Blueberry pie is lovely. Pecan is weird, I love me some pecans, but the filling is not mostly pecan, it’s a topping. Give me a fruit pie with a pecan topping and we will talk. Lovingly.
the crust needs to be flaky and buttery to make Pecan pie right.
Also, copious amounts of bourbon or rye enhance the filling exponentially
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Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
Wait! I haven’t posted about my lemon meringue yet!
If America has talent, why the fuck do we hire some asshole Brit to judge it?
It’s a dry humoUr.
I’m a fan of the extraneous ‘U’. Not a fan of the dickhead.
You know where I stand on this topic.
Because we continually demonstrate to the rest of the world that we have poor judgement, especially concerning cultural things?
I used to make the ‘we don’t all agree with the government’ argument, and everyone not horrible understood. I haven’t stayed in a hostel in a while, but should I do so soon, I will just say, “drinks are on me for the next 15 minutes,”
Baba Booey
At the risk of being branded an anti-Semite-“Please, don’t pass to Edelman!”
Well lucky for you it was mostly the Semites who were getting branded…
come on james white! get me 2 more TD’s and 70 more yards!
Sadly, Cordarrelle Patterson is the new RB. Better luck next week!
So Walking Dead is going to try to live forever, right.
Seems fitting.
He looks like might have played basketball.
ok. Graham Down is ok with me.
[Extremely Chris Berman-voice] AND EXXON VALDES-SCANTLING SPILLS THROUGH THE DEFENSE