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Your Lazy, Hazy Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s get right down to business, shall we? TO THE GAMES! Cle/Oak: Browns fans: “Wouldn’t it be great if we could pull off two…

“The day for what?”, you ask. It’s still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we’ll…

[face is buried deep within his computer’s monitor] Goff vs Minny? Hmm. Or maybe Wilson against the Cards? What to do? What to do?…

Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!…

After the ten game ‘splosion of earlier today we have but three ‘options’ (depending on where you are living) this afternoon. I’m not a…

There’s a ‘planned power outage’ happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don’t have any idea why…

Ehh, I’ve talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna…

Unless you’ve been hiding under a mouse pad all day-and I know you haven’t been because HR has been very explicit regarding that no-no…

Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They’re nothing like my ‘cut and run’ nipples, I’ll tell you. I just can’t…

Unless it’s a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It’s a free service-part…