We’ve already identified all the hardcore fellas that made it thru yesterday relatively unscathed. Here we go again. Also, there’s always a wee bit of fallout after dem games is played. Here be some.
The Amari Cooper Sweepstakes were won by the Cowboys! You can drop Michael Gallup now.
Bortles still has his job. [Kessler lies in wait…]
Marshawn has been sent to the I.R. so he can think about the things he’s done.
Dirk Anderson will start again for the Bills because there are no options in Buffalo.
Patrick Mahomes is a god and we will tire of him soon.
TO THE GAME!
Stupid Giants/Falcons:
No, yer bitter! The birds are 2-4 and still thinking about rescuing their season despite their Chiefs-like defense. The Jizziants are 1-oblivion. They’re shuffling their alphabet soup of an offensive line so that it now spells “fingers crossed” instead of “look out Eli”. Speaking of the younger Manning lad, he’s the one most responsible for an eventual Kyle Lauletta sighting. Sooo… GO KYLE! There’s a battle brewing between Ito Smith and Tevin Coleman in the Atlanta backfield. Ya see, the former is in the last year of his rook deal and indications are that management is going to let him go. The logic being that if he returns someday the love was real. If he doesn’t return to the Falcons uni, it was never meant to be. This is called ‘managing by using advice on inspirational posters in a 13 year old girls bedroom’. Hey, Mr. Moore! Funny seeing you here.
Get at it folks.
And the fucking Giants with another back door cover.
I can’t even.
Oh kids OH kids the times we had this night.
How is everybody?
Me and youngest right lit San Diego on fire!
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That’s fucking funny!
Eyes need to be slanted rather than triangular for more authentic pumpkinkake experience.
Today’s top story: I suck
Well!
– Nina Hartley
Holy Christ I’m laughing out loud at this one
Florida or Ohio?
IT CAN BE LIKE CALCULUS! INVENTED SIMULTANEOUSLY!
“I was first.”
-Texas
That grin is haunting
Puts me in mind of Brad Pitt’s mom in Snatch.
Girth not length!
Hey, shitdicks
Must have some pretty good upper body strength.
A lack of fiber will make you strain like that.
GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNIT!!
you could still save 95% of that.
And limited stains on the car as it’s all on the mat. Shit, i’d be relatively happy about that one.
I’m pissed about the 5%. Well, until I reacted and stuck my head down there and salvaged it right there in the King Soopers parking lot. Drive home in chocolate face.
Memo to self: Get the interior sanitized next time you go to the car wash.
You could eat it right down next to the floor and not get any dirt taste.
I’m not even sure I’m talking about the car ice cream any more.
It’s just a little dirty!
it’s okay!
It’s okay!
Beats Wells Fargo, where they aggressively hate you.
I always give Odell shit for freaking out and crying but damn I cannot blame him.
Who at DFO is a Giants fan? I would love to read their reaction to those last two minutes.
Mrs Sharkbait is. Her reactions:
Anger at QB sneak 1
Astonishment at QB sneak 2
Elation at the 2 point conversion, as that got her a 1 point fantasy win.
Seems rational. Are we sure she’s a Giants fan?
We’re willingly going to the state of New Jersey next month for a game, so there is that.
I’m getting a Rangers game and tailgating out of the trip. I’m set. But White Castle will be had as well I’m sure.
Plus you all get a BOTG report.
WhooHoo!
Depending on the schedule/my availability I’d be willing to meet you before the Rangers game at a bar TBD.
The game were going to is 11/17 vs. Florida.
Oh, no dice, I’m playing the Carmina Burana in Westchester.
Next time then!
Would have made for a short movie.
Stoneded-ass motherfuckers don’t make good decisions.
No crayons for you Eli!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
assume they wanted some weird bouncy pooch kick they could recover in FG range
Is that supposed to be a solid stream of wee-wee or does that creature have two very dissimilar tongues?
I would say she defeated the evil dragon with piss, but I don’t know to much about art from that era.
I guess it could also be that she has dysentery. Pretty common back then.
That would explain the look of concern on cherub #2’s face.
Evergreen
Vegas always wins ladies and gentlemen. The line was at -4 falcons.
The Giants coach should be fired just for these last two minutes alone.
I could see how that might work. Then again, I like yellow mustard.
I can’t believe these assholes covered.
The true insanity of us degenerates revealed in gory detail.
– Ricky Martin, upon seeing his backup dancers warming up
Everyone associated with the Giants should be fired before they leave the locker room.
Why the fuck are they not kicking?
you either do it the second you get in FG range or not at all. At 11, I especially get trying to get the TD first, but only by taking shots to the end zone. NO checking down.
Because bad team is bad?
Balls not watching.
It’s the NBA. You only need to watch the last two minutes.
Aw, Giorgio earned his lasanga tonight!
Glad to see the old ‘Spanish fly’ urban legend getting a new lease on life
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/298349.php
“Oh, it’s no legend.” – Señor Rex
What “urban legend?”
—Bill Cosby
Who amongst us…
Well shit, now the Giants have to go for 5 after their next TD.
Get in FG range, kick. Onside. Score TD. Go for two. Onside. Get game winning FG. Easy peasy.
Some math on the whole 2 point conversion attempt when down by 14, assuming a 50% chance of hitting any 2 point attempt (assumes you score two touchdowns so the discussion is actually relevant):
50% chance of hitting the first attempt – regular extra point after the second TD gets you a win.
25% chance of missing both and losing.
25% chance of missing first, hitting second, and going to overtime.
in overtime, assume 50% chance of winning, so that’s half of the 25% at 12.5%.
That leaves you with a 62.5% (50 + 12.5) chance of winning the game via this strategy. Seems like a smart bet.
It’s all out the window if Eli’s the qb.
The math on scoring two TDs in the last few minutes destroys this argument though.
If you don’t get the two touchdowns it doesn’t matter; you were gonna lose anyway.
Yeah I’m idiot. I was trying to say 62.5% vastly overstates the odds of winning.
Yeah, your chances of actually winning when down two touchdowns late are pretty bad unless you’re playing the Raiders.
How so? Gotta get 2 TDs unregardless, so the odds of getting those are low, but that doesn’t impact the extra point math.
right, odds of winning, with other variables “controlled”
But when has logic ever influenced these sorts of decisions?
Guys. I don’t think the Giants are very good.
I can’t believe I watched this whole fucking thing
Between the Giants and Rangers, Mrs Sharkbait and I are going to rage drink thanks to the city of New York
/except they don’t have anywhere near as good an OL, just an average QB, and nothing anywhere close to a Gurley Man
//fucking moron
I wonder how many significant others she has sent to the hospital.
All of them, then add 3.
I think Booger is mad about them going for two.
“Ok, who the fuck gave Trent Green the ‘go for two’ card?”
That’s an interesting time to go for 2.
What the hell are they doing?
it’s the new maths thing when down 2 TDs late, they must have discussed it at a coaching convention or sommet
Now they know that have to go for two next time!
yep, if you assume it’s like a 50/50 play, then you might as well. The 25% odds of missing twice are outweighed by the 50% odds of getting the win with the first two plus latter TD
Sure.
but the “break even” point is somewhere around 38-39% odds of success, and it only really works because you figure there’s not enough time for a whole lot of other scoring events to change things
No; it’s THIS kicker in THESE conditions.
The ‘Old Scissors” play!?
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I bet we’re all EXTRA looking forward to the Thursday game in a couple weeks, NYG/SF promises to be THRILLING
Let’s just watch this for 3 hours:
No gay stuff!
THAT’S gay!?
I mean ,, obvs he wud be the Helen Hunt
I wonder how much he wants for the Jeep.
Doing that kind of stuff near a tornado might give you a, uh, stroke.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD… even if they play for 8 quarters. And the Falcons O isn’t on the field again.
Those must be calloused.
If she has any babies those kids will end up with a mouthful of butter.
But good rhythm.
AFC East points against:
Patriots – 179
Dolphins – 177
Jets – 176
Bills – 175