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Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread

Meh. It’s sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility…

Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for ‘crab…

Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…

He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…

And we’re not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at…

Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…

Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got…

Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…

Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be…