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Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread
I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…
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Your “More Games? The Sacrifice Worked!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…
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Your “More Cheddar Than You Can Swing a Stick At!” Full Tilt NFL Action Open Thread
And we’re not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got…
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Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…
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Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread
Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be…
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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…