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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…
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Your “Dane You Mont to the Football Day” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…
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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game
So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in…
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Your “I Hope You Like Field Goals” NFC Championship Open Thread
Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do…