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Your “Dane You Mont to the Football Day” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…
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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game
So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in…
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Your “I Hope You Like Field Goals” NFC Championship Open Thread
Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do…
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Your “We Are All Jags Fans Today” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling…
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Your “Stack The Box? Don’t Mind If We Do!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
[can’t think of anything to say] Intros are for suckers… TO THE GAME! Jacksonville/Pittsburgh: Taking a look at this game I was reminded of…
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Your “In Which We Learn That Beating The Falcons is a Foles’ Errand” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
A hale and hearty “Hullo!” to all my fellow pigskin huffers. Boy, did you ever hunker down to the funkiest spot on the net…