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Your “We Are All Jags Fans Today” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling…
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Your “Stack The Box? Don’t Mind If We Do!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
[can’t think of anything to say] Intros are for suckers… TO THE GAME! Jacksonville/Pittsburgh: Taking a look at this game I was reminded of…
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Your “In Which We Learn That Beating The Falcons is a Foles’ Errand” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
A hale and hearty “Hullo!” to all my fellow pigskin huffers. Boy, did you ever hunker down to the funkiest spot on the net…
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Your “Stupid Sexy NFC South!” Wild Card Playoff Game Open Thread
Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that…
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Your “How Much Is Positive Karma Worth? /Asking For A City” AFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation”…
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Your “All Aboard The Band Wagon!” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
I’m only human. Well, that’s the excuse I use when I screw up. Not really though but I use that to explain why I…
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Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread
Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to…
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Your “Oh My, You’ve Got Such A Big… Slate” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess the only advantage of not having a Thursday, Sunday Nighter and Monday game is that we get a corn of copia of nine,…
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Your Early Afternoon Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Are you footballed out yet? If you are this site is no place for you. Gird your pyjama bottoms, eat some processed sugar product,…
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Your “3 Games But Only 1 Really Counts” NFL Football Open Thread
Is everything going to plan? I hope you and yours (if you’ve got a ‘yours’-I didn’t for the longest time and it was a…
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