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Your “Can You Feel The Excitement!?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
It’s the day before Christmas and lives hang in the balance-well, fantasy lives anyway. Best of luck to all you bastages that made it…
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Your “Clash of the Titans (No, Not Those Titans)” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Oh my, we’ve got some jugger-naughty thrills and spills coming our way don’t we? I’m genuinely excited for what’s in front of us. Let’s…
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Your “Let’s Keep ‘Er Going Fellas” Sunday Afternoon/Morning NFL Football Open Thread
I’ll acknowledge you west-coasters in the lede just this one time and then never again. There’s so much football, basketball and hockey coming out…
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Your “This’ll Test Your Fookin’ Mettle” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s a frosty, uncaring world out there. What’s the point of even holding the door open for anyone anymore? And yet we do it…
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Your “Rock ‘Em, Then Sock ‘Em” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I’m typing this…
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Your “I’ll Take The Special” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we? NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of…
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Your “Playoffs? Fantasy Playoffs!?” Sunday Funday NFL Football Open Thread
Unless you’re in a lesser league that actually has a championship in week 17 when playoff-bound teams are resting their stars or getting them…
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Your “Things Be Tightening Up!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Remember back in August when you thought Football was never gonna get here? Well it did, in case you don’t mamember. It’s now week…
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Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread
I don’t get hung over very much anymore but when you go thru the stress of an Eggpocalypse, the usual college footballing and a…
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Your “The NFL Presents: The Unwatchables!” Football Open Thread
Some of our brethren are enjoying the sweaty, seedy favours of the fine town of Las Vegas this weekend. Say a prayer for them,…
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