It's St. Patrick's Day, which means green things for all! I can't do anything with it, I'm working today. And I'd give jigs as your obligatory dance music, but those aren't as fun as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM IT'S DANCE-ADJACENT, CLOSE ENOUGH. I could have posted Riverdance. Do you want Riverdance? No, you do
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2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round! Day 1
Welcome to the second round! The 32 winners from the first round move on to this one, you know, like regular March Madness. And like regular March Madness, the winners now get into actual named rounds, and not just the "n+1th" round. We call it the Saucy 16 because, well, (I
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 15 (End of the Round!)
The first couple days of the proper NCAA Tournament (not you, First Four, you're not fooling anyone) are hectic as all hell as you go across every conceivable network to find the games, and once again remember what TruTV is—occasionally they have that World's Dumbest show, which is how we know
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round Day 14
14 days to complete a round? What are we, the world's longest Row, Row, Row Your Boat round? No, that gets no YouTube link. Today we get The Man, Jascha Heifetz, playing a polonaise. Except I prefer the A Major—I've played them both but I like the A Major better
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 13
13 days, what is this, the… ah, I got nothing. Well that's not true, I have this lovely dance number https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeHF_0dyd0g and I have the results of the SHAN'KHOR Regional right here. 1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 12
Day 12 of the first round? What is this, Christmas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjXm7Oc5Xg Yes, clearly Blax is better than this than I am, since he made the banner and thus that banner will be available for the 2020 tournament (and he is assured of at least one entry), assuming the ratings get us renewed.
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 11
Another day to do the things and vote the votes and see if there are other crazy double-digit upsets and see what kind of ridiculous dance-related reference I can come up with, the more obscure the better! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnclWqJF9og Okay, that's pretty damn obscure. I think this was on… PBS Kids? A quick
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 10
Cue Blax's comment for 10 days of first rounds. But here are those long-awaited GAMBLOR Region results. 16. “THESE PROVIDENCE FRIARS, I CALL THEM LEX STEELE BECAUSE THEY ARE PUSHING THESE TROJANS TO THE LIMIT!” BEATS 1. “I keep waiting for one big hit that causing [sic] a player’s jersey to start
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q Totally counts, it has "dance" in the name. Plus I get the call and I deem it totally allowed and that there'll be other Classical dances. You've been… warned is not the word, but sure, warned. It's me, so I could roll them out if I so chose. But anyway,
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3kp5BLF6Q The song doesn't have dance in the title, which made it a bitch and a half to figure out the actual title of the song. Two regions down (so half the first round), so here we go to the SHAN'KHOR region! Sorry all, GAMBLOR Regional results go out tomorrow if you
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoLhuRp5IjM The GAMBLOR Region ends its first round and it has been an adventure. You'll see what I mean in a couple days when the region results post. Also if you haven't seen it, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is a fantastic, bonkers, and fantastically bonkers movie. Rat Race which is
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjSLrHlSMo Slowly it's gonna get weirder and weirder music-wise. Or at least I think it will. BUT THERE WILL BE NO ABBA! That's low-hanging fruit, so it's not happening. I can make no rules about other songs, being that I already pulled something out from Love Beach. That is not considered to