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blaxabbath - October 16, 2020October 16, 2020

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Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I'm not offering too much for you all on the text front today but that's no biggie. I'm gonna go ahead and drop in your Week 5 Quotables results below (submissions are here) and

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blaxabbath - October 13, 2020October 13, 2020

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Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today.  I think my finger may have hit a formatting button? Yeah, I do the gifs Monday and the text Tuesday’s before posting. That’s how I create my art! Alright — so

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blaxabbath - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

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Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be

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blaxabbath - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

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I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you're not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions and the reminder that, just because I seem to be making through this minor case with full-on health insurance and competent medical experts, you can't worry

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blaxabbath - October 2, 2020October 2, 2020

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What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness -- if you aren't going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let's just do BattleBots. Plus they're all a bunch of thugs except

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blaxabbath - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

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Did I "watch" football this weekend? Not really. A couple plays here and there but, overall, I didn't pick good games to broadcast on the teevee, it seems. Perhaps if [DFO] still offered those 506 maps, I could prepare a little better.  No matter -- the important thing is everyone

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blaxabbath - September 25, 2020September 25, 2020

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I've never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif'ded player we present on here. I'm sure we've

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blaxabbath - September 22, 2020September 22, 2020

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New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I've been in a fantasy league I was not aware of and am 1-1. Am I Jeff Fischer? Well, can't argue with results. Again, minimal fan value in this season's gifs. Lots of weird

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blaxabbath - September 18, 2020September 17, 2020

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Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy -- c'mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]'s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you

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blaxabbath - September 15, 2020September 14, 2020

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Man, Quotables has historically gotten a lot of mileage out of fan shots. With the WUFLU stealing our 2nd Amendment or whatever, I'm leaning on you, the reader (who, I might remind you, is all in this together), to pick up the slack here. The good news though? It's pretty