Sexy Friday, post-election edition

ballsofsteelandfury - November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

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I'm writing this on Thursday and we still don't have a winner declared. I'm pretty sure we won't have a winner declared at the time this post goes live. Even if we do, there are still a lot of legal hurdles that will need to be addressed and

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

8

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS

Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

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I said that this week I would post girls in Halloween costumes, but then I got to thinking and realized: Football gear is kindova costume!Swimsuits are kindova costume!You fuckers didn't post any pictures of hot girls in Halloween costumes last Friday. So, we're going to continue with the Top Twenty Five

The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

3

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

Sexy Friday, It’s Almost Halloween! edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 23, 2020October 23, 2020

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I love all holidays as they are days I don't have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others. It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

6

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

Sexy Friday, The Mighty 690 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 16, 2020October 14, 2020

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As I was creating this post, I realized that this is the 690th post I have created for DFO and that reminded me of a once powerful and influential radio station in Southern California called The Mighty 690. The Mighty 690 was actually, as the number can attest, an AM station

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

4

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

Sexy Friday, 2nd Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

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We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week's hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics. As for last night's game, it

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

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Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 2, 2020October 1, 2020

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So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain. Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I'm

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

13

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

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