The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

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Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

Sexy Friday, It’s Almost Halloween! edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 23, 2020October 23, 2020

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I love all holidays as they are days I don't have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others. It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

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Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

Sexy Friday, The Mighty 690 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 16, 2020October 14, 2020

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As I was creating this post, I realized that this is the 690th post I have created for DFO and that reminded me of a once powerful and influential radio station in Southern California called The Mighty 690. The Mighty 690 was actually, as the number can attest, an AM station

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

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Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

Sexy Friday, 2nd Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

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We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week's hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics. As for last night's game, it

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

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Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 2, 2020October 1, 2020

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So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain. Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I'm

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

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Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

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Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

Sexy Friday, Belated Mexican Independence Day edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 18, 2020September 18, 2020

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So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there. Obviously, that didn't happen this year. Well, let me rephrase

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

ballsofsteelandfury - September 16, 2020September 12, 2020

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Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:

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