#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen y Sunday Noche Thread

Here's where we would ordinarily start pre-dreading Monday...but there's hoops on the schedule Monday and Tuesday!  THANKS, #NuAIDS!!  Always knew u wuz kewl. 11E UCLA (+6.5) v. 2E Alabama (7:15, TBS) This would be such a no-contest if it were FITBAW.  But does the universe favoUr balance, giving the Conference of Shempions

#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen Nighttime Fun

Thoughts and prayers to Scotchy, trying hard to delay his nightly passing out.  Boeheim needs him! 15S Oral Totes Counts (+11) v. 3S Arkansas (7:25, TBS) One assumes the Oral admissions office is working overtime.  Speaking of thoughts and prayers!  I am expecting a very entertaining shootout here. 11MW Sillycuse (+6.5) v. 2MW Houston

#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness Round of 32 S’more (and Nightly Open Thread)

I hope y'all ain't sick of hoopsball, because it's time to flex those remote control fingers... 10MW Rutgers (+7.5) v. 2MW Houston (7:10, TBS) Yes, the B1G has kind of taken it on the chin so far.  But can that prototypical midwestern-solid Rutgers side take out the JV 500s?  Es posible. 15S Oral

#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread el Quatro (and Nightly Open Thread)

Since I was already gonna do my silly preview tidbits, it made sense for IPA Robby to take the night off.  Feel free to discuss items other than basketball, as long as it isn't a graphic description of your hemorrhoids and/or social disease(s). 15W Grand Canyon (+13.5) v. 2W Iowa (6:25,

#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread the Thirdest (with tad of Lesser Footy)

Well, uh, yesterday sure was fun.  Can we DUE EVEN BETTER 2DAY?? Your Premier League morning starts at...4 fucking pm?  And consists solely of Trashbirds and Barcodes?  Yeah, I will stick to hardwood fun, thanks.  It's on Peacock Premium, for some unfathomable reason.  Hammers/Gooners tomorrow (11:00, Peacock) could be tasty, though. No,

#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread The Second

You want afternoon and evening fixtures?  Motherfucker, you've got 'em! 13MW Liberty (+7) v. 4MW Oklahoma State (6:25, TBS) Fundamentalist Flamers going up against BDSM State.  Oh, some taboos is getting broken. 9S Wisconsin (+1.5) v. 8S U*NC (7:10, CBS) Seriously, rooting for these Cheesehead assdicks is going to hurt my soul.  But as