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JV Saturday Thread de la Noche
Everyone holding up on the sensory overload so far? GOOD, for they’s is plenty MOAR…. Team Secular Big Love (-3) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)…
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JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest
There’s a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread. But don’t neglect the hors d’oeveres! NC State…
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Shempions Preview – Los Stages de los Gropa! Saturday Morning Footy Thread
Boy howdy, is the futbol schedule ever crowded. But the show must go on, so those Qatari slave workers won’t have died in vain!…
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Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)
Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW?? I fuckin’ thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled)…
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Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero
I’ve told y’all before, but I’ve never been more certain – Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24. Neal Goddamned Maupay. Jesus wept,…
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Will They Or Won’t They? Substitute Teacher TNF Scrimmage Thread
One entertaining facet of our new 3-game scrimmage schedule – some teams treat this as a dress rehearsal (nods in Grumblelord), while others could…
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2022-23 Lesser Footy – Oh We Back, Y’all
Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…
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Monday Night is alright for B-Ball. Your Monday evening Open Thread.
banner image via Most of you good folks must dread this time of year. We’re mighty damn close to having baseball being the only…
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Hippo’s Thursday Waking Nightmare (Part el Fin)
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…
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Saturday “All Aboard the Sinking Ship” Morning Thread
I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…