Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sweater Weather

Sharkbait - November 3, 2023November 3, 2023

When the hell did Autumn get switched on? Just last week it was 80 degrees and now it's (literally) freezing outside. I sure as shit didn't ask for this rapid seasonal transition, but such is the the way it is. Given that it's now officially sweater weather, I couldn't pass

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 2, 2023

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Can you believe it's week 9 already? We've another early game this Sunday in Germany as well and it looks like the best we've seen overseas. As a matter of fact, what with all these backups and backups to backup qb's playing, the tilt between the Fins and Chiefs will

Sexy Costumes Anyone? Your Halloween Eve Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 30, 2023October 30, 2023

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Hopefully there will be all kinds of 'interesting' get-ups in the crowd tonight. I might even wish to be a cameraman in Detroit, [who has ever wished to be that?] scouring the crowd for some imaginative folks and their wears. Fallout: -Was it just last week (or the week previous?) in this

Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 29, 2023October 29, 2023

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Injuries just keep on happening and that's why we got DeVito Jr and Truth Biscuit. There's already enough lousy qb play without more backups added to the pile. To The Game! Bears/Chargers: -Tyson's aDoT was 2.1 last week but one can't argue with success-he got the W. Thing is, this game script will likely force

Your Multi-Tilt Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 29, 2023October 29, 2023

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We've four games in the late slate and some are promising and others...not so much. To The Games! Browns/Seahawks: Ford had a good practice on Thursday so he's expected to get some run where points will be at a premium. (but what do I know [looks at Saints/Colts 1st half score]) P.J. Walker

Your First NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 29, 2023October 29, 2023

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Hey guys, it's time to do that thing again and we have a full complement of tilts to do it with. Why does not a single team have a bye at the halfway point of the season? I've not a clue. To The Games! Pats/Fins: Hopefully this gets ugly early which would mean

Sexy Friday – 20231027

Mr. Ayo - October 27, 2023October 27, 2023

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TGIF! I know everyone is super excited about the World Series (GO SNEKS!) kicking off right as this publishes, so I'll get on with it! Survival - Personal Edition Some of you have made the terrible, financially ruinous decision to have children. Even worse, these total leeches deprive you of your much

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Summer With A Vengeance

Sharkbait - October 27, 2023October 27, 2023

Happy false Fall! At least up in my neck of the woods it is. We're looking at an 80 degree couple of days the weekend before Halloween because climate change obviously isn't real. Anyway, might as well enjoy the second round of summer with a tropical drink right? Exactly. Plus the

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 26, 2023

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It's the opening offering of week 8! Can you believe it's week 8 already? (lousy running joke is lousy) The trade deadline is coming on Tuesday and there's plenty of scuttlebutt. Let's take a look. Tidbits: -Mill of Rumor: The Ravens are reportedly mad about King Henry because Bus Edwards, Hill and

Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 23, 2023

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Last game on the docket. Let's comment hard! Fallout: -Folks are thinking that Detroit is one of those pretend teams because of that blowout yesterday. Hey, they happened to not show up on a day when the Ravens had the throttle wide open. Take a look at the remainder of the Lions sked-Raiders,

Iggles/LOLfins SNF THRILLA Thread

King Hippo - October 22, 2023

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I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go. Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC) 5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from the NFC! Genuine Superb Owl contenders!! Sweet Dee and real life husband Mac MAYBE in the crowd? Watch me violate that word count, screw you WordPress.

Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 22, 2023October 22, 2023

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Ok, so six teams are on bye and yet there are four games in this window. I'll never see the logic that the NFL schedule-makers follow. Is it because there is none? To The Games! Steelers/Rams: Much has been made of Zach Evans filling in for Kyren Williams but he apparently still hasn't