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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Matter of Opinion
Hooray for making it through another hot as fuck week. The weather pattern and my phone’s algorithm seemed to sync up this week, as…
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Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!
Why yes, I’ve just begun 1975’s Images In a Convent! I’m beginning my (director) Joe D’Amato phase, as one does when going down these…
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Sexy Friday – 20250704
TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: La Marseillaise
Happy Friday and hello new banner image for the weekly drink post. As I mentioned last week, I took a trip to Chicago with…
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Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening…
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Sexy Friday – 20250627
TGIF! How is there no sports on TV tonight? Well, baseball, but come on. Guess I’ll just catch up on season 4 of Clarkson’s…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Cucumber Cooler
Holy hell. What a week. I spent the first half of the week roasting in 90 plus degree Chicago. It was an insanely fun…
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Is “In This Heat?” replacing “In This Economy?” Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Probably not but I’m going to give it a try. Last week, Mrs. Scotchnaut asked me to bring back some salad stuff and that…
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Sexy Friday – 20250620
TGIF! The 10 year anniversary of [DFO] theme will continue with ten (10) sexy pictures below. But first, we need some word crafting. Word…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Imperial Units
Happy anniversary week DFO! Has it really been ten years since KSK went #Upforwhatever? I’m glad it did. I forget when I started lurking…
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