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Sexy Friday – 20250801
TGIF! What the deuce? It’s August already? In this economy? At least I have the totally not disappointing Mariners to watch. And the South…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Vacation!
Its Finally here! Vacation!! Well, technically tomorrow but I get to slam my laptop shut for the next 2ish weeks. I’m still technically working…
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Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread
Look, at least they’re wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It’s a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch…
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Sexy Friday – 20250725
TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there’s another season ending injury. Word Count Filler Time Today we get two (2) cars…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Treehouse
Happy Friday. Things are getting a bit hectic in Haus Sharkbait. The reason is that a week from tomorrow we disappear on vacation for…
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A Tool Meets His End-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I’ll get to Hogan/Bollea in a bit but this here is a football blog and and there’s some obligatory-ness that must be attended to.…
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Sexy Friday – 20250718
TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Test Driving
Hooray we made it through another week! This week’s drink comes from my bartender friend who I’ve mentioned here many times before. Another friend…
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This Just In-Swedish Women Are Still Good-Looking! A Thursday Open Thread
Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal. I don’t have that much…
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Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…
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