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Sexy Friday – 20250829
TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we’ll have football back. Oh, and there’s a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count…
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JR Football Alert! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
By the by, this is your last NFL-less Thursday night until January the 8th. It may seem like a long time but it’ll probably…
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TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades
Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday. In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be…
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Sexy Friday – 20250822
TGIF! I’m on the verge of an afternoon vodka nap, so let’s get this done. Word Count Filler Time Hey, baseball is happening. Even…
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Slouching Towards Passaic: A Giants Preview (with bonus game thread that will illustrate many points!)
Before I get into the meat of the preview I would like to say that anything positive typed below should be offset by the…
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Sexy Friday – 20250815
TGIF! We’ve got more preseason games! We’ve even got the return of lesser footy! I’m sure there will be an uplifting and informative post…
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A Disappointing Thursday Night Open Thread
Disappointing? Why? Well, today was one of those days when one has their own list of things to do, plus some of the responsibilities…
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Karen Carpenter Visits Shannon Sharpe: An Open Thread
Looks like there’s nothing going on as far as a night thingy so here I am thrusting something out there. Shannon Sharpe, on the…
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Sexy Friday – 20250808
TGIF! Preseason football has arrived! So many third stringers. And season ending injuries. Fun times. Word Count Filler Time Karma! Sometimes it actually happens.…
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Open The Floodgates! Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that’s what’s going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight.…