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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Island Drinks
Happy Friday and welcome back. Another grind of a week has me wiped towards the end here. Not to mention I played my first…
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“It’s Thursday Football Again!” Your Open Thread
Out of curiosity I took a wee peek at all the Thursday evening games and there looks to be a focus on divisional games…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Welcome back! It was kind of a perfect football day yesterday, enough competitive games and then that great finale. It’s always interesting to me…
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Your Spit-Free (I hope) Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew? To The Game! Ravens/Bills: -“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have…
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Your Next Open Thread
Let’s keep it rolling. To The Games! Niners/Seahawks: The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for…
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Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread
Hey, best of luck to everyone in both DFO fantasy leagues except for Ayo, who can rot in hell. (why yes, he is my opponent…
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Sexy Friday – 20250905
TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality
Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I’m back here posting again! The three weeks I…
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It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season
For Jerry Jones so loved his Ego that he gave up all his common sense so that Dallas haters could laugh all the season…
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YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview
Hey. It’s a new season of hot National Football League action and that means…well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we’ve come to…