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Post 10th Anniversary Blowout Thursday Open Thread
God, what a night that was! I’m still picking Tonight Girlfriends’ underthings (those that bothered to wear underthings) out of the branches of trees…
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Sexy Friday – 20250613
TGIF! Just woke up from a nap and only 30 minutes until publish time. Also, SAVE OUR SONICS! will tip off soon. Let’s get…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Daisy Dukes
Happy Friday all. I made a realization recently that I have been on a gin kick lately. Not that is a bad thing mind…
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A Badly Muddled Thursday Open Thread
And we’re not talking about that blonde guy/girl bartendy that was hired for their looks trying to make a Miojito! I’m currently reading Gulag:…
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Sexy Friday – 20250606
TGIF! The ice ball tournament is dropping its puck now. Get your helicopter and motorcycle warmed just in case. Sadly, there are no cupcake…
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A Falling Out That Doesn’t Involve A Helicopter Over The Ocean? BOOOO! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Let’s get right in there shall we? These kindergarten-level personal dynamics must be explained to the people! Petulant Shitheads Alert: Of course it was just…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Budget Diogenes in need of a lamp
So, in looking through my youtube feed yesterday, I came across a clip that detailed the Ukrainian stealth drone carriers that were used to…
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Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito
Sexy Sunday is here! No wait, just swapping places with the greatest Yeah Right. He sexyed up Friday, so I’m here to mayo gravy…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Rum Squared
Happy Friday! No secret I’ve been on a martini kick lately. However this week I wanted to (pardon the pun) mix things up a…