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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Treehouse
Happy Friday. Things are getting a bit hectic in Haus Sharkbait. The reason is that a week from tomorrow we disappear on vacation for…
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A Tool Meets His End-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I’ll get to Hogan/Bollea in a bit but this here is a football blog and and there’s some obligatory-ness that must be attended to.…
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Sexy Friday – 20250718
TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Test Driving
Hooray we made it through another week! This week’s drink comes from my bartender friend who I’ve mentioned here many times before. Another friend…
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This Just In-Swedish Women Are Still Good-Looking! A Thursday Open Thread
Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal. I don’t have that much…
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Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Matter of Opinion
Hooray for making it through another hot as fuck week. The weather pattern and my phone’s algorithm seemed to sync up this week, as…
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Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!
Why yes, I’ve just begun 1975’s Images In a Convent! I’m beginning my (director) Joe D’Amato phase, as one does when going down these…
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Sexy Friday – 20250704
TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: La Marseillaise
Happy Friday and hello new banner image for the weekly drink post. As I mentioned last week, I took a trip to Chicago with…
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