Your Early Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 26, 2021

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Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action? To The Games! TEAM/Bills: As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen seems to have reverted back to some more 'interesting' habits. Remember that fella what flung the ball willy nilly all over the field? He's back! His rate of uncatchable

Sexy Friday, Last Friday in September 2021 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 24, 2021September 23, 2021

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No one got the song puzzle last week, so I am rerunning the songs. Y'all got pretty close with the states thing, but I wasn't going to make it that easy for you. There is a relationship between the states that you need to figure out. Thanks again to y'all that

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Ein Prosit!

Sharkbait - September 24, 2021September 25, 2021

Guten Tag meine Freunde! If the title and the first line of this week's post hasn't clued you in, there is a German theme this week. Mainly because Oktoberfest was supposed to have started this week in Munich. Oktoberfest is the worlds largest beer festival, lasting from mid September until

Your “Lamb To The Slaughter” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 23, 2021

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Are we going to call him "Alpaca"? Of course "Giraffe" is already taken. Newsy Notes: -It's Not You, It's Them: The most flags thrown by refs in any week was 198 until this season came along. The first week 214 penalties were called and last week 221 flags were tossed. Cleaning up

Your Monday Night Football (and Canuck Election Update) Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2021

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It's good to be back! Many thanks to Hippo for filling in/helping out at the last second yesterday in order that jokery of dick could take place on this site. Fall Out: -How does one sprain both ankles? Cause that's what the ever-injured Wentz did yesterday. Perhaps he's just exploring new territory. -I'd

Sexy Friday, Mexican Independence Day Weekend 2021 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 17, 2021September 23, 2021

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Technically, Mexican Independence Day was earlier this week, but I can guarantee you that Mexican neighborhoods in your neck of the wood will be partying heavy this weekend. Which coincides perfectly with the girls that you guys chose to post a couple of weeks ago! Today's pictorial features

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Warhorse Edition

Sharkbait - September 17, 2021September 17, 2021

We made it to Friday once again. Congratulations to all of us. This week was a slog for yours truly. Though that will happen on the first week back from vacation. So I needed something to celebrate the end of the week, and I felt a whiskey based drink would

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 16, 2021

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Did you miss the football? I did. It ain't hurt that some excellent games fell into our laps last weekend. (ya got lucky, Shield) Hey, looky here, the Giants are finally(!) being featured in a nationally televised broadcast. Took long enough. Is that the grinding of teeth I hear out

Your “Gruden Gets Ground Into Dust” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 13, 2021

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It's been four years now, is anyone happy with the direction of Rikki's Raiders? Seems to me the success of the season relies on a tremendous number of 'ifs'. Oops, I've gotten ahead of myself. On Mondays I usually do a follow up on Sunday's action. Here it comes... Fall Out: -Who

Your “More, More, More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 12, 2021September 12, 2021

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As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean, aside from a trendy pickup on next week's waiver wire. Isn't Coach Shanny The Second the slyest coach in ever? He sat Sermon and has given

Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 12, 2021September 12, 2021

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Let's continue to nosh on games, shall we? Browns/Chiefs: How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs? My guess is that they need a special teams score and a few turnovers to narrow the scoring gap. Fins/Pats: The only jury that football fans would willingly sit on

Your Sunny Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 12, 2021

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Ladies, gents and monsters, welcome to the first of many, many game intros. These are merely an excuse for me to type a funny or a tidbit or a rumour or an observation or somesuch. Then it's your turn to do the very same thing-we being all eaglegalitarian on this