Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

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Only a few days left until we get to our "Year of Hindsight". 2020. Get it? OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!! (ok fine...never mind) Anywhoooooo.... Thank youse to BrewChuggingDonnie and Señor Weaselo for sitting in for me the past two Fridays. The timing was good. Serendipity is a good thing sometimes. But not always.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYYByavam-0 But

Sexy Friday the 13th!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 13, 2019December 11, 2019

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Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take over today's Open Thread. Naturally, I volunteered. Someone else also volunteered, but I made the argument that this is no regular Open Thread, this is SEXY

Your “Politeness is the flower of humanity” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 6, 2019December 6, 2019

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OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father's fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of '15. Shit happens. I like flowers. (I'm not gay, you're gay) ((not that there's anything wrong with that)) But every year we go and visit his (and other dead folks') graves and put

Your “You Get What You Pay For” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 29, 2019November 29, 2019

I don't have anything meaningful to say today. I'd like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an hour before post time and I got absolutely nothing. I ate too much yesterday. I plan to drink too much tonight. Christmas tree and other assorted decorational shit has

Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

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I bet you thought I'd forgotten about this little series. Well, "series" might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment and it's been nearly a year since the first and second installments. And considering it's been that long you, dear reader, have probably forgotten anyway. But it's

Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

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Yeah, it's been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can't think of anything else so I choose one (or more) musical artists to feature. Generally, their musical accolades are debatable...at best. But not their sexy. That is unimpeachable. Kinda like someone else I know. Anywhooooo... This

Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 8, 2019November 8, 2019

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Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now. I've kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now. But frankly it's still been rather warm and I've come to dislike yardwork when I have to sweat to do it. This week it has turned considerably

Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 1, 2019October 31, 2019

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Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed. They were in disguise so as not to be identified. It was a scene right out of "A Clockwork Orange ". I watched as they systematically went door to

Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2019October 25, 2019

Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our "No Pants Rule". We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running joke on the blog, I suspect it's also not far from the truth for some of you. At least when you're not at work. Or maybe sometimes even

Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 18, 2019October 18, 2019

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It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the "Equal Time Fo' Da Ladies" portion of Sexy Friday. At least for many months. Maybe longer. And after considering that, I decided they deserved some payback. No wait, that sounds bad.

Your “Your Ink Is In My Briefs” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

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I've been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months. Allow me to explain. When I filed for divorce from my ex-wife, now more than six years ago, I prepared and filed the documents myself. And also when I prepared my will a few years

Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 4, 2019October 4, 2019

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Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday. tWBS: Hey Ma! What day is it? tWMS: It's Friday. tWBS: Really? I thought it was still Thursday. tWMS: That's because you're a dumbass. tWBS: Thanks Ma. I guess I better