2018 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) & Week 17 Goodell (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of the season, unless my worst possible outcome occurs, in which case I'l have drank until my heart stops and someone else will have to take over

2018 Quotables – (Very Late) Week 17 Goodell (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 4, 2019January 10, 2019

Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn't going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was having a procedure of some kind done. As such, no one really got around to doing much of anything, until I foresaw some spare time at

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 21, 2018December 21, 2018

Here it is. Your Week 15 Quotables Results. See you all back here on Christmas for our regular season finale.

2018 Quotables – DELAYED Week 14 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 20, 2018

Flashback to high school (college for the US readership contingent; middle school for our Asian readers) where you gotta take a Week 15 exam without even knowing how you did on Week 14. How do you know how much to study? How do you know what you don't know? Alas,

2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all deserve results from last week. I straight up forgot. I guess I was too busy WINNING fantasy while starting Josh Rosen! Nah - I'll get those together for

2018 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a strict diet of Hippoz, Quotables, and Twizzlers. Which, by the way, did you all know Mark Sanchez was on the [*Redacted] s? I do not understand why east

2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)

ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

So it turns out Blax has had a sinus infection this week and is still under the weather. Just call me a hunky fireman because I come to the rescue when needed. Here are your Week 13 results: /winks knowingly I do love me a fart joke! See what happens when they hide meth

2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13 action.

2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 30, 2018November 30, 2018

Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys' newfound confidence, I'm feeling less than overjoyed this morning. I mean, sure, Cooper lost a fumble and dropped a pass, but both of those events were entirely without consequence as the

2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 27, 2018November 27, 2018

So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn't important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett though. Because, you see, he got fired. Oh, this reminds me -- I was listening to the Cardinals post-game radio show on Sunday (this is actually what

2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you to those of you who politely emailed me to let me know you sent me bitcoin. Your bribe reminder is reflected below. Oh, and Mr Hippo,

2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 20, 2018November 26, 2018

Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here. That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post. Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going