I know you’re disappointed that, for travel-related reasons, your weekly dose of AFL Beat will be delayed.
In an effort to tide you over, I offer this little analysis I did in which I asked the question: What if the NFL used the AFL system to determine playoff seedings?
I compiled the standings for the 2015 NFL season and sorted the teams the way the AFL would under its tie-breaking system of Points For divided by Points Against. To maintain some kind of meaning for division championships, I decided that each division winner was guaranteed a playoff spot, but that was it. The results are below. First, the AFC:
NFL Rank | AFL Rank | Team | W | L | T | % | PF | PA | AFL% |
3 | 1 | Cincinnati Bengals | 12 | 4 | 0 | .750 | 419 | 279 | 150 |
2 | 2 | New England Patriots | 12 | 4 | 0 | .750 | 465 | 315 | 148 |
1 | 3 | Denver Broncos | 12 | 4 | 0 | .750 | 355 | 296 | 120 |
5 | 4 | Kansas City Chiefs | 11 | 5 | 0 | .688 | 405 | 287 | 141 |
6 | 5 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 423 | 319 | 133 |
7 | 7 | New York Jets | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 387 | 314 | 123 |
4 | 6 | Houston Texans | 9 | 7 | 0 | .563 | 339 | 313 | 108 |
8 | 8 | Buffalo Bills | 8 | 8 | 0 | .500 | 379 | 359 | 106 |
9 | 9 | Indianapolis Colts | 8 | 8 | 0 | .500 | 333 | 408 | 82 |
10 | 10 | Oakland Raiders | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 359 | 399 | 90 |
11 | 11 | Miami Dolphins | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 310 | 389 | 80 |
12 | 12 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 5 | 11 | 0 | .313 | 376 | 448 | 84 |
13 | 13 | Baltimore Ravens | 5 | 11 | 0 | .313 | 328 | 401 | 82 |
14 | 14 | San Diego Chargers | 4 | 12 | 0 | .250 | 320 | 398 | 80 |
16 | 15 | Tennessee Titans | 3 | 13 | 0 | .188 | 299 | 423 | 71 |
15 | 16 | Cleveland Browns | 3 | 13 | 0 | .188 | 278 | 432 | 64 |
The thing that stands out right away is that, and I’m really sorry for this, Redshirt, but the Bengals would have gotten the #1 seed instead of the Broncos. Another team that got screwed is the Jets, who got screwed in the NFL by being better than the Texans but left out because of the shitty AFC South. Since I am keeping the division championship playoff guarantee, the Jets get screwed here too. One last thing to note: The Cleveland Browns, NOT the Tennessee Titans, were the shittiest team in the conference. I think you will agree this makes a lot of sense. Now, on to the NFC:
NFL Rank | AFL Rank | Team | W | L | T | % | PF | PA | AFL % |
1 | 1 | Carolina Panthers | 15 | 1 | 0 | .938 | 500 | 308 | 162 |
2 | 2 | Arizona Cardinals | 13 | 3 | 0 | .813 | 489 | 313 | 156 |
3 | 3 | Minnesota Vikings | 11 | 5 | 0 | .688 | 365 | 302 | 121 |
6 | 4 | Seattle Seahawks | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 423 | 277 | 153 |
5 | 5 | Green Bay Packers | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 368 | 323 | 114 |
4 | 6 | Washington [*Redacted] s | 9 | 7 | 0 | .563 | 388 | 379 | 102 |
7 | 7 | Atlanta Falcons | 8 | 8 | 0 | .500 | 339 | 345 | 98 |
9 | 8 | Detroit Lions | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 358 | 400 | 90 |
10 | 9 | Philadelphia Eagles | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 377 | 430 | 88 |
11 | 10 | New Orleans Saints | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 408 | 476 | 86 |
8 | 11 | St. Louis Rams | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 280 | 330 | 85 |
12 | 12 | New York Giants | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 420 | 442 | 95 |
13 | 13 | Chicago Bears | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 335 | 397 | 84 |
14 | 14 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 342 | 417 | 82 |
15 | 15 | San Francisco 49ers | 5 | 11 | 0 | .313 | 238 | 387 | 61 |
16 | 16 | Dallas Cowboys | 4 | 12 | 0 | .250 | 275 | 374 | 74 |
The six playoff teams from last year remain the same although the Seahawks switch spots with Washington because winning the division doesn’t provide a higher seeding anymore. The interesting bit lies with the St. Louis Rams, who the NFL ranked as #8 in the conference but which, under the AFL system, would fall all the way to 11. This, to me, makes a lot of sense as the Rams sucked major ass last year. Maybe this would show ownership that Jeff Fisher is not that good of a coach?
Under the NFL playoff system of 6 teams per conference, but using AFL rankings, the matchups in the playoffs last year would have been:
AFC Byes: Cincinnati and New England
Wild Card Round: Houston at Denver, Pittsburgh at Kansas City
NFC Byes: Carolina and Arizona
Wild Card Round: Washington at Minnesota, Green Bay at Seattle
Now, assuming we take some mind-altering substance and expand the playoffs to 8 teams per conference, but use the AFL playoff system, the matchups in the First Week would have been:
AFC
1st Qualifying Final: Kansas City at Cincinnati (Loser plays Week 2, Winner gets bye to Week 3)
2nd Qualifying Final: Denver at New England (Loser plays Week 2, Winner gets bye to Week 3)
1st Elimination Final: Buffalo at Pittsburgh (Loser is eliminated, Winner plays Loser of KC-Cincy)
2nd Elimination Final: NY Jets at Houston (Loser is eliminated, Winner plays Loser of Denver-NE)
NFC
1st Qualifying Final: Seattle at Carolina (Loser plays Week 2, Winner gets bye to Week 3)
2nd Qualifying Final: Minnesota at Arizona (Loser plays Week 2, Winner gets bye to Week 3)
1st Elimination Final: Detroit at Green Bay (Loser is eliminated. Winner plays Loser of Seattle-Carolina)
2nd Elimination Final: Atlanta at Washington (Loser is eliminated. Winner plays Loser of Minnesota-Arizona)
Now, isn’t that WAY more interesting?!?
BTW, I also sorted out the teams in terms of draft position. Instead of the Titans picking first, it would be the Browns. A lot of other picks would be shuffled. Here is the table for the non-playoff teams from last year:
NFL Rank | AFL Rank | Team Name |
31 | 32 | Cleveland Browns |
32 | 31 | Tennessee Titans |
29 | 30 | Dallas Cowboys |
30 | 29 | San Diego Chargers |
26 | 28 | San Francisco 49ers |
27 | 27 | Baltimore Ravens |
28 | 26 | Jacksonville Jaguars |
20 | 25 | Miami Dolphins |
24 | 24 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
22 | 23 | Chicago Bears |
23 | 22 | New York Giants |
18 | 21 | St. Louis Rams |
21 | 20 | New Orleans Saints |
25 | 19 | Philadelphia Eagles |
17 | 18 | Detroit Lions |
19 | 17 | Oakland Raiders |
15 | 16 | Indianapolis Colts |
16 | 15 | Atlanta Falcons |
14 | 14 | Buffalo Bills |
13 | 13 | New York Jets |
There is quite a mix-up of order here, which I’m sure you will all enjoy discussing in the comments. Tell me why we shouldn’t implement this if, and when, the National Disgrace thinks we should expand the playoffs.
Today is Ted Ginn’s birthday. He celebrated by repeatedly dropping every slice of birthday cake handed to him.
But he outran the clown by a mile!
It says here August 27.
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Oh, my bad.
GO PIES!
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I’m very intrigued by this and would like to know more. So, how does the AFL standings work, exactly?
Wins and losses first, in the event of a tie you take the team’s Points Scored and divide it by the team’s Points Against.
The team with the higher number stands higher on the ladder.
He does not publish the cost of his newsletter, but I think it is very reasonable.
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The Jets fucked themselves in an easily winnable game with several Harvard farts in the second half.
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Damn it!
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I am glad they don’t use this system.
Also; that guy is NOT British.
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That still cracks me up every time.
You fucked up my Super Bowl. NOT COOL BRO.
And still, the Titans were the only team that made Johnny Couch Surfer look like a serviceable QB.
/shaking fist at past, fandom
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