While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that Anheuser Busch advertising campaigns are effective.
Everyone remembers the three frogs, right?
Everyone also remembers the years when everyone answered the phone by saying, “WASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP”, right?
You have to admit, the folks at Bud do know how to market. Now, we’ve recently been introduced to the Bud Light Kingdom and the phrase “Dilly Dilly”.
As part of that marketing campaign, they’ve created a whole medieval world with a king, a queen, a fat court jester, wizards, knights, a sexy Latina oracle, and, of course, multitudes of peasants that happily down bottles of Bud Light to forget their life is shit.
Who knew Bud Light could do such effective and provocative social commentary?
But I digress. As you know, I have……questions.
1 – So, the Queen seems pretty cool, right?
2 – Why is she with that dipshit King?
3 – Is it the money?
4 – Based on the “Royal Fiancé” video above (starting at the 4:19 mark), can we honestly say she’s happy?
5 – How much money would you need to have in order to bang a dipshit Ginger King?
6 – Does Mrs. Goodell ask herself this question every day of her life?
7 – How much do you want to bet that Bud Light Queen has a lover on the side?
8 – Is it this guy?
9 – Did they have shampoo in the Middle Ages?
10 – Those are some nice locks, aren’t they?
11 – Or, as I tend to think, does Bud Light Queen have a thing going with Oracle Susana?
12 – That’s hot, right?
13 – Do you think the King suspects?
14 – Is that why he went to visit Oracle Susana that one time?
15 – Is that also why he’s trying to get Oracle Susana to teach him Spanish?
16 – Or do you think he’s secretly trying to set up a threesome with Oracle Susana and the Queen?
17 – Ain’t no way that’s happening, right?
18 – Maybe Oracle Susana, Bud Light Queen, and Sexy Hair Excalibur Knight?
19 – Which reminds me, why hasn’t there been a Porn Parody of the Bud Light campaign?
20 – Did I just give someone a brilliant idea?
21 – Can we call it “Dildy Dildy” and mandate that it have at least one lesbian orgy scene with blue Bud Light dildos?
22 – Is it “dildos” or “dildoes”?
23 – Since Budweiser has a brewery in Van Nuys, which is in the Valley like RIGHT NEXT to the production studios, do you think they could sponsor or at the very least provide some free beer for product placement?
24 – Or, are they too cheap, like their beer?
25 – And isn’t that why America loves Budweiser and Bud Light?