I'll go first. I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day. At least here in Connecticut it's sunny and mid-80's. Aren't gonna be too many of these days left before the cold embrace of winter grips us and... Oh, right, global warming. Yeah, no, pretty soon this will
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out
Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn't get around to it until after midnight best coast time, because I eventually got around to walking the dog, mowing and raking the lawn, and CHASING MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING CATTLE OFF MY YARD AGAIN!! Totally
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Highbrow This Shit
God, this offseason just will not end. I cannot wait for Hippo Thoughts to move in here every Monday through the off-season, and not just because it's always funny, to the extent I understand any of it. Disturbingly, I am getting to the point that I understand most of it. Probably
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends, The Balls Edition
We're winding down the off-season here people, and Hippo Thoughts are fast moving in to this spot. Last week we finished off our offensive lines by choosing tight ends. This week we just get offensive and pick great asse(t)s of some of our favorite people that would never, ever speak
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends
Good morning and good start to what I assume is the work week for most of us. I spent Sunday climbing Mt. Everett in Massachusetts, which involves 2+ hours of driving, climbing up Race Brook Falls, in some cases off the now-official trail, (because it was "too dangerous" or some namely-pamby
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Livin’ In The 80’s
I was watching 'The Bear' when I realized I hadn't written this post yet, which is dumb because I've known what it was going to be all week, but knowing that meant that I could just keep kicking that can down the road because I knew what it was going
Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Guard!
OK, let's make this quick. Thanks to something called 'the Greenland Block', (Zymm, while you're stuck there anyway see if you can give that thing a quick shove and get it moving), Connecticut has been stuck in a weather pattern involving near constant, and heavy, rain and/or thunderstorms, along with
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely
Greetings, folks. I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy, neither of whom gets enough credit for keeping this thing afloat every offseason. Then I was watching an episode of Letterkenny where the women keep getting upset
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Screw You, I’m On Vacation This Week
I took this week off as I usually do, because we get the 4th off and I get a 5-day vacation for the price of 4! THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE!! Which also means I likely won't be around much tomorrow, but I will be around more than I thought I would, because
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic. He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really
Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters
Happy day after Father's Day, folks. To celebrate, let's make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back. Or, in the interests of preserving our family ties and/or ability to pay our bills, (in whichever order or the exclusions of whichever item you prefer), we
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sue Me, I Like Baseball
I watched a lot of baseball this weekend. The College World Series was good, mostly because Virginia wiped the floor with Duke. I think that means they advance to Omaha for a 4-team final play-off, but I'm not really sure. I also watched some professional games. Turns out Bryce Harper is