You know what is great in life? Naps. OK, and cats. Cats also LOVE it when you abide by their schedule and nap during the day. I napped for the entire duration of MRSA 31, Iggles 15. I regret nothing. That means I woke up in time for what promised to
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.
Yes, Mr. Potamus gets bumped this week. Because 2021 season playoff history will be HER-story too! Damn, was that ever some valiant shit, or what? The Tomsulas were deader than ded. Like, bottom of the ocean with cement shoes dead. 17-nil down, on the road (to a team with plenty to play
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season
There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day. I liked the spreading out. So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am not a doctor - or a Doktor - but as a Son of the South, ah noes my Antonio Brown diagnosis - nuttier than a shithouse rat. We
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2021 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their time with family this weekend. And by family, of course I mean FITBAW! If we learned nothing else in 2021 (and we mostly didn't), it's this - don't go pissing Joe Burrow off. Balmer was down to its third string QB, but Josh Johnson played fairly well.
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2021 Season
Welcome to the year's most depressing of Mondays! A strange JV Saturday presaged some oddball stuff at the varsity level. And I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the helmet-less motorcycle rider that is Yinzburgh slammed into reality (h/t, Game Time Decision). But doesn't it look weird to see...Cincinnati 41, Pittsburgh
Instant Hippo Thoughts
Fuck, was I ever in a salty mood to start this mid-November Sunday. But thankfully, the NFL came to my rescue, with a truest of shitshows. Thanks to a rash of blowouts throughout the window, we got to see quite a bit of Yinzers/Lions. Forever, the game that knocked out
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2021 Season
Well, that was weird, yeah? I am quite happy not to deal with SurvivoUr pool the rest of the season. The last few weeks have broken my brain. But I get a mini-last laugh - when I switched my money pool entry to Brokeback's Bills? I also ML bet the Jaguras
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2021 Season
If you are a fan of placement kicking (and really, who ain't??) then Week 5 was one of those "best of times/worst of times" combo platters. You have to lead off with Bungles/Packers. It was a reasonably good, even matchup before things went Bananacakes Plaid - but after Burrow and pals
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2021 Season
September ended with several FITBAW happenings. Here is a brief description of some of those things. Everybody likes to see a record set, unless you live in Detroit. Yes indeed, a confluence of events - including a converted 4th and 19 (wide-ass open) and a blatant, and blatantly ignored, delay of
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: School Days Special! Cafeteria Style braised beef over mashed potatoes!
Good morning all. Great to have you back. Got a few ghosts to chase today and maybe we'll find a distant remnant of a memory that had been buried in my head for decades. As always inspiration is a challenge when you write weekly food posts every goddamn Sunday during a seven
Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem is your substitute teacher.] https://youtu.be/Q_I0tJigC40 /Takes a slow, lingering drag off the last cigarette in a pack bought January 8, 2000. /Puts it out on his forearm. Ahhhh, there it
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
This is going to be very succint. Eh, it is what it is. Let me first congratulate my translator, and the rest of the Bills Mafia on their AFC championship. [WOOOOOOO...wait, wait, wait] Nobody can say y'all didn't earn it, even though your bye week is coming awfully late. You see, #ThePauls [Browns]