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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Ides +1 of December Football-ganza
We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions. Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real…
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Welcome to Hayell! – Sad Sportsball Calendar Open Thread
The abyss, it layeth before thee. Just so happens, I heard this tune while driving mid-week: I am reasonably sure that this group had…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…
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Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy
I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: Fuck, ain’t that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we’ve got FOOTBALL…
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Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning
I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off. But that’s ok, I do all my…
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November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza
Nut cuttin’ time is here, y’all. Also, I apologize in advance for next week’s stupid international break. Don’t forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates…
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Back in the Saddle to Close October – JV NFL and Lesser Footy
Damn, I will miss October. Perfect month, with conference schedules heating up, NFL taking things up a notch, being able to shut down the…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…