Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - December 7, 2022December 8, 2022

The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they're technically not dead -- But they're braindead so why not just pull the plug, you may ask? And I'd laugh and let you know I'll handle the questions from here

“They are dying. That’s true. And you – it is what it is.”: A 2020 Arizona Cardinals Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 18, 2020August 17, 2020

Let me preface by saying I have no expectation that the 2020 NFL season will play out and the Arizona Cardinals have already refunded season ticket purchases. But I'll give you a preview as if it were because, in either scenario, the Arizona Cardinals win no championships and people still

2019 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

I did know I was slated to author the Arizona Cardinals (sometimes referred to in #HIPPO as the Qardinals, a fun -- if gimmicky -- alternate spelling that gives a tip of the red made-in-China MAGA cap to the states far-right leaning populous but is probably also the way many

Is it Really a ‘Bye’ if You Haven’t Shown Up All Season? : Your 2018 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 5, 2018November 5, 2018

The Arizona Cardinals. Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop. Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also

#MAZDA (Make Arizona Decent Again: A 2017 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview)

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it's important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS MEDIA has predicted for the BLUE COLLAR REDBIRDS! So, before looking ahead at this year's great preview, let's start with some excerpts from this failing site's

Losing With Grace

blaxabbath - January 25, 2016January 25, 2016

Disclaimer: No, not really.

A Friendly Wager

blaxabbath - January 21, 2016January 21, 2016

Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?....I see, yes sir, one moment please....(Phone Clicks)...Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to the Governor's Office. Governor Doug Doucey (R-AZ): Pat? You there? This thing working Pat? Dang interns setting these things up. I have no idea how in the

Back With More Of Your Phone Calls After This Time Out

blaxabbath - December 9, 2015December 9, 2015

The drive from Phoenix to Las Vegas isn't too bad until you approach the state border (Home of the Pat Tillman Shot Dead By Your Own Country And Poorly Covered Up In An Attempt To Spin Your Fratricide Story Into A Recruiting Campaign Better Than Army Strong Bridge) and then you're

View From the Top: A Buzzsaw Bye Week Blog Post

Reflections

blaxabbath - November 4, 2015November 4, 2015

Look, the Cardinals are a division leader with a challenging-but-not-overwhelming remaining schedule. Their wins have been generally decisive and the roster has no real significant holes. When they play well, they win. When they don't, they lose (or almost lose). From a fan perspective, that's fine. From an entertaining post

Buzzsaw Gonna Buzz: A 2015 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

Last year: 11–5, second place in NFC West (Lost in Wild Card to 7-8-1 Carolina Panthers) Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle Sendlein (March, 2015), Antonio Cromartie Acquisitions: Lady Coach Jen Welter, Jermaine Gresham, Mike Iupati, Lyle Sendlein (August, 2015), Sean Weatherspoon Restricted Free Agents not tendered an offer Picked Up By New England: Ryan